Noah Hone

Stronger Goose

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

@jcullz1 tweet of the year 🎃

[Dean Horner @DeanHorner_]

Every time you make a Facebook post about a minor inconvenience in your day Harambe is sentenced to another week of purgatory

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

2 years later, this is still a cold hard fact @jessicawalshxxo

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

Twitter has turned into a place where I display endless appreciation for how amazing @jessicawalshxxo is and that's ok

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

I can't believe Quebec is legal.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

Feeling SUPER single today.

If anyone wants to microdose a relationship hit me up.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

@888ant0 💯💯💯💯

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

@rCK8FQPPUvvlJJl I didnt take a photo :(

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

Today I
-Went for a drive and picked up groceries for other planters
-Learned songs on the guitar and banjo
-Ordered food and watched cartoons
-Soaked in a hot tub
-Made curry for our camp pot luck
-Ate more food

Tree planting is hard af.
But this is tight af.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

@AustinLedyard It's happening so hard

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

Someone keeps resubscribing my email to the Veggitales newsletter. Please, I've done wrong in life but I promise I'll do better. Just make it stop.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

There are far too many things to consider.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

@BraysonWong please call me, we need to talk.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

If I've ever liked or complimented a photo of you on the internet and you are not @jessicawalshxxo

I didn't mean it.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

Called out my friend for making a stupid dog eating joke.
Now they're trying to say it was a misunderstanding.
If you ever find yourself in this person's position, just accept that you said something stupid and commit to never doing it again.
Dont make a greater ass of yourself.

[Yukon Blonde @yukonblonde]

To the tune of Tubthumping. “We get locked down, we open up again, we’ll never keep cases down.”

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

If any of these apply to you, you stand no chance against me in combat
-Buy plastic water bottles
-Don't signal when you drive
-Leave dishes in the sink
-Text during conversations
-State facts without data/evidence
-Rude to strangers
-Shop at H&M
-Ask for plastic bags at checkout

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

fuck racism, fuck violence, fuck the patriarchy, fuck white male entitlement, fuck white supremacy, fuck the systems that benefit from keeping all of this evil in place and our bullshit government representatives who refuse to make meaningful changes cause shit's chill for them.

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

@BraysonWong @lildispute Can you be my life coach?

[Noah Hone @NHoner98]

Things have been going a little too well for me, need a volunteer to break my fucking heart and set the balance.

[farm emo @BraysonWong]

What it’s like to play Fortnite/COD