When the Git Up comes on in Dairy Queen when youโre with your parents, you GIT UP and do it in an effort to teach them ๐ If this moment doesnโt scream nicole, I donโt know what does ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Thought I had a solid Monday plan until I: got unsolicited advice at the driving range, dropped and cracked my phone trying to kill a GIANT spider, couldnโt cut a spaghetti squash without almost cutting my hands off, and thennnn spilled olive oil everywhere ๐ #happymonday
Iโve never been so excited to wash dishes and drink ice cold water in my life.. I feel like @AverageJoe0947! Except I only like washing dishes now because it means I officially have a complete kitchen ๐ #adultingwins
When your strategically plan your errands in an order, keeping Target last on the list. Only to get there and be told all @Target stores have a system outage and you cannot make purchases ๐ how does this happen?!
Just a PSA that I will soon be pulling a Kim Possible because giving up social media IS POSSIBLE! Call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me! Peace out Facebook, Twitter, Insta, and Snapchat! Iโll be back at Easter with some great puns and awesome pics that everybunny will enjoyโ๐ผ
Iโm somewhere between eating chips and dip for dinner and skipping the gym, and eating only kale salads for lunch and walking during lunch everyday at work. ๐๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Mom - โwhatโs a Mi-mi? A mem?โ
Me - *cracking up*
Mom - โI know itโs that game!โ
Me - โyou mean a MEME?!โ
... @jtdurante, you have so much to learn ๐ #lifewiththeparents
I enjoy spending my vacation days in the warmth... and by that I did not ever intend it to mean in the warmth from a space heater ๐ฅถ #vacationdaysintheartic#stayinghome
Went grocery shopping while hungry, and I was this close ๐๐ป to buying myself a valentines box of chocolates that was on sale ๐๐ซ#nowiregretit#iwantvaletineschocolatetoo
Even on shitty days, find one positive thing that happened and made you smile. Today, that was walking into volunteering and being attacked with hugs by participants I havenโt seen in a couple months. #stayingpositive
I am not throwing away my shot... at another chance for the Hamilton Ticket lottery! Shoutout to these awesome front row seats! ๐ซ๐ #hamiltonmusical
1.25 hours later... still waiting. Nurse takes my blood pressure while I wait and comments that it is higher than usual. MAYBE because Iโm angry from waiting so long and that Iโll be late to a concert?! ๐ก
Doctors offices should just text you when theyโre ready, so you donโt have to sit and wait forever. I mean, it is 2019 people #couldvestoppedatstarbucks
Side note: someone in the waiting room has the ringtone from PLL, and I immediately flashed back to high school and was like โA is hear!โ ๐ต๐ปโโ๏ธ #PLL