Northern Ireland Protocol Droid

Real-life full time Protocol enabler. I am well versed in all the customs clearance procedures.

[Northern Ireland Protocol Droid @NIPDroid]

@simon_comm @paulmurphy68 I can’t take any more

I can’t fucking take any more

This dipstick is complaining about having to use words like “bovine” on a health certificate

I can’t fucking take it any more

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@JonBurrowsNI @GregoryRasputin Source: I’m right about everything, whether that’s proving the police right or proving them wrong, because my ego is the size of Mount Everest and I have no actual beliefs other than “I’m right you’re wrong”.

Shut the actual fuck up and sit the suffering fuck down.

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@JonBurrowsNI “If there is no actual real-world object for Unionist Fury on offer, just close your eyes and imagine one”

Fuck clean off.

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@historyinmemes

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@aporat282 @nexta_tv @EllaTravelsLove Tell me you don’t know where Dagestan is, without telling me

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@TirChonaillAbu @MichaelKellyIC @Aldamir Why break the habit of a lifetime

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@ToTravelIsToLi1 @JonBurrowsNI @QUBVChancellor It’s particularly amusing that in the days leading up to this bit of slander, you’ve been happily retweeting the actual real-life neo-Nazis you’re happy to follow, you *absolutely shameless cretin*.

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@scottieboy32 @bhoy2man You don’t have a country to let down.

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@scottieboy32 Teddy switches sides today

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@joanna_starz07 @v_j_freeman @Devilman_77 Direct me to it, then. Why would you withhold it.

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@v_j_freeman -

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@v_j_freeman @Devilman_77 I tried to google but just get links that indicate you’ve been had.

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@JohnMurrray Is there no alternative to “reaping a dreadful harvest”?

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@350Pete @JimAllister Awkward- half the PSNI got the text themselves.

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@JimAllister You just throwing the wee lad under the bus now?

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@PaulWil38543502 Yeah but things that remind you of the IRA range from folk music to the colour green.

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@daveatherton @X The real story here is that a c-list racist gammon offcut just called for Palestinians to seek refugee status.

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@irish_russia @GregoryRasputin @ArleneFosterUK You are a fool. You would fight one who is not your enemy.

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@GazNI1886 @IDF The “there’s always an alternative to violence” crowd are fully erect over the prospect of some carpet bombing this week, the hypocritical psychopaths, and no-one, literally no-one, is surprised.

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@RayMinehane @TirChonaillAbu Telling you what unfailingly happens every single time circumstances like this arise <> justifying