New Jersey Jim Kelly

Windows down music up, bitches 🤘

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Can you tell me what the fuck I gotta do to never hear this song again @Spotify ? The minus button hasn't done jack shit for the past six months I've been hitting it

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Sugar's great but if I have to watch Colin Farrell slam the door of that Vette one more time I'm turning it off

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@MsMonicaV To be fair, utter lack of self awareness is as American as you can get

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@MsMonicaV To be fair, utter lack of self awareness is as American as you can get

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Amazon delivery drivers get excused.

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

If life was a game of tag, this would be base for me. Monmouth Mall food court (Caldor for the real ones). How about you?

@MonmouthMallCS

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@VerizonSupport No response. Shocking

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@VerizonSupport No response. Shocking

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Wanted to upgrade from @comcastcustomer to @VerizonSupport in home 5G. Nothing but problems and hours on the phone with tech. Thanks for nothing guys. Guess I'm going back to @comcast 😭😭 #CustomerExperience #CustomerService #WiFi

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

if you told me that the Trump presidency was performance art, I would instantaneously shift my perception of him from idiot buffoon to God-level prophetic artist champion of the human race

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Great job guys. Really pulled it together for at least a close loss. Imagine if we could catch the ball though? If we had a passing game AND a run game? We'd be almost mediocre by that point #DENvsBUF

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@natgrace79 Promise?

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Been a @CapitalOne customer for 20 years. Y’all can go ahead and fuck yourselves I'll be finding another bank #CustomerService #badbank #capitalonesucks

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

Whoever said it said it best when"nothing's shocking"'s what they said.

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@EricAngelo_MS @ElegantBW He ain't wrong

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@WhiteHouse Agree 👍

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@SeptimusBrown I mean Mater lol

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@SeptimusBrown Cars, and Skeeter

[New Jersey Jim Kelly @NJJimKelly]

@rrvirdi Goa's still Christian to this day. And infiltrated by foreign mafia 🤦🏻‍♂️