Natalie Jeane

Natalie Jeane: Songwriter, dog lover, and corny joke-teller

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

The only thing making my paused @taylorswift13 queue bearable is the thought of every @TMFanSupport employee frantically running around the office trying to please an army of Swifties.

[Core Student Ministries @corestudent7100]

Fun fact: sheep make different sounds depending on their situation. When Jesus says the good shepherd will leave the 99 to find the 1 it is because that 1 lost sheep is calling out of fear and desperation. When you cry out to Abba, He will come to find you.

[Kat Armas @kat_armas]

May 2021 be a year we see Christians more committed to Christ than to [their version of] Christianity.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Merry Christmas, y’all. Thinking of all of you for whom this day has been hard and sad and lonely. It’s gonna get better. One day we of faith will all be home for Christmas and we’ll see the One we’ve longed for. I’ll look so forward to spending forever with you in His presence.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

Look @AppleMusic imma need you to update your Autoplay function to adapt to Taylor Swift’s different moods. I was vibing to #evermore and then Lady Gaga decided to live for the applause. Love me some Gaga, but read the room.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

Sounds about right

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Processing a new surprise Taylor Swift album while still processing the last surprise Taylor Swift album and now processing rumors of a third surprise Taylor Swift album.

There isn't enough caffeine in the world.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

Sooo is anyone else thinking “happiness��� is about Selena Gomez getting over Justin? “7 years in heaven” lines up with their timeline. #Evermore #evermorealbum @taylorswift13

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

I told the @AppleSupport guy today that I was pregnant and I needed to be done quick so I could eat my nachos, and he made my nachos a PRIORITY. 10/10 Bryan. Well done.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

“If You’re not done working, God, I’m not done waiting.”

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

@rebeccaafirth I’m curious how to “look like a Christian.” Is there a subscription style box?

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

@AOC I’ve been getting waaay more spam calls and unrecognized numbers these days but I am itching to answer thinking it may be you or @BetoORourke . So disappointing when it’s not!

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

@JoeBiden would you be willing to have an ASL interpreter at your town hall to include the deaf community? I'm told CC on live TV doesn't usually cut it.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

Can’t we just make the next #uspresidentialdebate be on Zoom? Moderator could mute whoever they wanted. Also, if all our meetings are online, maybe this one should be, too.

[Lizzie Velasquez @littlelizziev]

Please help spread the word! @tiktok_us #facetimeprank

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

#Folklore theory - illicit affairs, the 1, and this is me trying are the darker, deeper, or more "mature" versions of the teenage love triangle - august, cardigan, and betty.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

Look, @NEEDTOBREATHE - we all know your album is awesome. Can you just pull a Taylor Swift and release the whole thing? I can’t wait another month.

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

But it also feels like more than that. Like she just challenges herself to swim deeper and deeper into the waters of songwriting, and we're just along for the ride. Thanks, Taylor. ♥️

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

@taylorswift13 keeps reinventing herself musically, and honestly? It's REAL good. #ts8 #folkloreOutNow

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

@taylorswift13 keeps reinventing herself musically, and honestly? It's REAL good. #ts8 #folkloreOutNow

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

OMG ITS HAPPENING

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise 🤗 Tonight at midnight I’ll be releasing my 8th studio album, folklore; an entire brand new album of songs I’ve poured all of my whims, dreams, fears, and musings into. Pre-order at https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb

[Natalie Jeane @NJPlaysMusic]

Why does Ariel call Ursula the “sea witch”? Shouldn’t merfolk just call her “the witch”? #LittleMermaidLive