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[Cam @NJTrashlord]

@SpaceX

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Jarvis, analyze the patina on this man’s Gardana clogs and cross reference it with his lease agreement in Bedstuy

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

You telling me this is Jersey Mike’s sub?

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

What about Jersey Mike’s Doms?

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Just realized my cats are fighting because one is from south Jersey and the other is from north Jersey.

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Don’t do me like this Zohran

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do?

Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games?

https://t.co/Nb8rOAGO4T is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you.

Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them. 


[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Hilarious how quickly these strikes always end. Turns out the organized many have power over the privileged few. Who would have thought.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Tonight, the @MTA reached a fair deal with the five LIRR unions that delivers raises for workers while protecting riders and taxpayers.

I’m pleased to announce that phased LIRR service will resume beginning tomorrow at noon.

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Back when I joined it was called TWITTER!

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

For a large part of human history, dudes lived and died without ever drinking an ice cold beer

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

If infecting the world with Hantavirus could bring back 2020 levels of gaming Warzone with the boys, that’s a sacrifice that I am ready for

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

@MarathonTheGame Why do you shut down Cryo Archives at 1PM on Sundays? That is prime employed-person gaming hours. Please keep it open until midnight I’m begging.

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

@Bungie @MarathonTheGame
Why do you shut down Cryo Archives at 1PM on Sundays? That is prime employed-person gaming hours. Please keep it open until midnight I’m begging.

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

The whole purpose of this mission was just to get some cool new desktop backgrounds

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

I hope this email finds you Chinese

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

we shame cheaters when really we should recognize their bravery

[Allison @yesnosuremaybe]

Woman next to me on the train is asking ChatGPT how to suggest nonmonogamy to her husband :/ Probably don’t even need to tell you which train line either

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

BABY KEEM JUST HUMBLED A LANGUAGE MODEL

[baby keem @babykeem]

how do u fix openclaw internal reasoning leaking

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

When the haters think that you’re 1 shot, just drink a chug jug and keep on pushing 😎

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Can’t believe my boy was jiggle peaking a rage bait last night

[Cam @NJTrashlord]

Guys I got a master’s degree and went to Japan what am I supposed to do with the rest of my 20’s