Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
My heart goes out to the patriots in Ireland. You’re fighting an uphill battle against your own government that wants to replace you with migrants. Don’t give up.
When I was a kid I was at the store with my mom, and I watched a man with Down Syndrome wearing Aviator sunglasses open and begin to devour a bag of Cheetos. When his dad tried to stop him he told him to "pipe down asshole," and it's still the most alpha move I've ever seen.
I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world
My son is three years old. For the past two weeks he’s been at a summer camp a few hours a day. The teachers have complained to my wife three times already. Here’s what they reported:
He pushed another kid.
He didn’t sit still when told to.
He tried to leave the room when they said no.
He can’t stand in line.
I’m not exaggerating. Grown adults pulled my wife aside, three times, to report that a three-year-old acts like a three-year-old.
They warned her that if he doesn't change his behavior then he can't continue attending the camp.
Maybe we should medicate him. Fix the defect of being a small boy with energy and a will.
He won’t be going back. I don’t want people like this anywhere near my son.
A civilization that pathologizes a toddler for refusing to sit in a line can't raise men willing to stand and defend it.
@BSamuels72@cityaestheticss I can go deeper, but just like every other man you've ever encountered, I'm not willing to entertain that waste of time and effort.