Nick Withers

Sometimes I have a beard.

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

Well if we’re all playing “favourite tweets”, this still makes me laugh every single time I see it.

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

I'm fine, I'm fine... you just got me right in the nads...

... Jesus Christ...

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@mrchrisaddison In terms of a complete album, certainly. But each album since has had higher highs and lower lows.

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

This is just ridiculous.

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Timelapse of astronaut Chris Cassidy working outside the International Space Station as it orbits the Earth.

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@HOME_mcr @jagjaguwar @djlhayes

[Oliver Izod @oliverizod]

Hi everyone I’ve changed the tune of Humpty Dumpty by one note and now it’s way better please don’t do the old one anymore

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@ellardent At least now you’re done forcing these into phrases people never say. Never again will you have to awkwardly twist sentences to fit.

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@DenofGeekUS @denofgeek No half-tucked shirt?

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@11JTH @MENnewsdesk @SteveRobson04 Yup

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@christopherhope Children are also told not to play outside during a thunderstorm.

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

How could fact-checking EVER be a bad thing? The only limit to fact-checking should be the time and expense of doing so. What honest, reasonable person could EVER object to being fact-checked? Please support fact-checkers everywhere. Including Twitter now
https://t.co/A5FwgU8Iig

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@JohnDiesattheEn Character A says something bizarre/lets out a secret accidentally

Character B is puzzled, audience laughs.

Character A: “Never Mind, forget it.”

Character B IMMEDIATELY FORGETS IT and carries on with original conversation.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

“I’ve had the best seat in the house for 25 years … I've seen you in hurricane-force winds, in 100-degree heat, in subzero temperatures.” Dave Grohl, the @foofighters front man, on the majesty of live music: https://t.co/Zj9j9Q24XE

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

No relation

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

Felt rubbish so I wrote about it. Again.
https://t.co/rakbv5YsE2

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@thekitchn Your sandwich is making me sad.

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

Americans extolling the virtues of an English bacon sandwich and then inexplicably trying to recreate it with streaky bacon is hilarious.

That sandwich is an atrocity.

[The Kitchn @thekitchn]

Why the Best Breakfast Sandwiches Come from England https://t.co/jeSSFLu1cU

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

@richiewithers You’d better credit me.

[Nick Withers @NMWithers]

Bizarre foam in the river Irwell this morning. Something’s leaking bubble bath.

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

Some people said the foam looked like "leaking bubble bath".