jasmeet

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Messi screaming for 2 hours

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

@edenasszard haha I turned them on years ago and then it became like sofascore for me to get match updates

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

cheers fab, first tweet was very ambiguous - glad you cleared it out

[Memorïa @deathofmeaning]

people in new york be like "now watching: Shrek 2 on 35mm"

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

makes perfect sense now why the knicks lost

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

courtois replacement?

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 @JLSanchez78: "I'm telling you: the €150M player is A BOMB, A BOMB, A BOMB.

It's SO UNEXPECTED.

When they told me his name, I was frozen in shock."

[Cooper @enlightenedcoop]

Hudson yards is like Dubai of New York City

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

reminds me of those school elections and you just promise crazy shit to one up your opps. i promised a McDonalds chain in the school cafeteria in 7th grade (won by a landslide)

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “The manager we want for our Real Madrid project is Jurgen Klopp”.

“On Monday, if we win the elections, our director Raúl will get in touch with Klopp”.

[Lip @todocampista8]

you have never seen an institution this big tanked this quickly in the history of the sport

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

@edenasszard yeah i don’t get the headloss, actually think he’s a great signing

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

didn’t log into twitter for a day and this was the first tweet i saw now

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[L @Iewdawg]

chelsea free for 3 months

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

absolute abysmal

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

2022/23: 12th
2023/24: 6th
2024/25: 4th
2025/26 10th

The definition of mediocrity. #BlueCoOUT

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

2022/23: 12th
2023/24: 6th
2024/25: 4th
2025/26 10th

The definition of mediocrity. #BlueCoOUT

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

shouting “Atreides! Atreides!” everytime Agamemnon appears onscreen in The Odyssey
https://t.co/SF2pSkcXSl

[jasmeet @NManjiz]

when the worst person you know is having a crashout at work

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “I work day and night as an ANIMAL for Real Madrid”.

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bennufc_18]

Arsenal winning the league, Spurs staying up and my team is dog shit

[Matt Scott @Matt5cott]

Chelsea then. Chelsea now.