Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse

There’s no-one quite like me

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@AmazonHelp @atulgoel_75 https://t.co/VJOl2BLpaN

Dear EVERYONE of EVERYWHERE,
Please accept apology.
If you read my nutty tweets,
OFFENDED YOU WILL BE.
Did not intend to slander,
Cause war or big upset.
Didn’t have a legal team,
Terminology to vet.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

Happy birthday to my old 🔥
@JamesBlunt ❤️
I still think of you whenever I hear that song you wrote about me x
....oh the good times!!! We were naughty weren’t we😉@Noel_Gallaghers

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@CuriousLitAg @EliArieh 🧠
https://t.co/3FANn9DdVS

Dearest @Curious_Minded
Neural brain implant in me.
A wondrous transformation,
After pull of graviteee.
🚌
I have essential questions,
Mostly serious concerns.
After the apocalypse,
It’s essential AI learns.

🤖
@PrimaryS1M
https://t.co/3GfI8Irnof

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@westcoastbill An extensive search reveals Jurassic Park scientists had the same problem.

At this point AI can’t tell the difference between fact & fictional data.

Amphibian DNA is used.
A technical error, not realising amphibians don’t lactate.
The outcome - #lactose #intolerable humans.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@TheSun https://t.co/YCAbxcJHcO
⛔️

Dearest ❤️@davidwalliams❤️
D’you employ a guard at night?
8000 is BIG number,
D’you feel a THRILL or fright?

💌https://t.co/w4CLXJm4gt

Did you purchase panic push pad.
Combined easy operation?
His crossarm definition,
Hardware senses surge sensation.

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

In charge of security today ⁦@BGT⁩

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@THWofD @LaughWithKai @alandaviescomic @Every_Bk

Mad old BAT with cars going by.
https://t.co/TIX229S20J

Cricket BAT ❤️DAVID❤️OH MY.
https://t.co/nOERn9za20

Come back as a cloud,
My molecular other.
https://t.co/FQQNo9906w

What happened NOT NORMAL.
My bro and your mother.
https://t.co/ps3BOzrlqF

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@thehook_online 😇😇😇😇😇

I’ve been thinking about heaven,
Above the clouds that place.
Pearly gates & angels,
Soft voices & sweet face.
Harps & gold haired cherubs,
Bright whites without a stain,
Everybody being NICE.
No one does complain.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

Watching with fresh eyes 👀

[the s @tthheesss]

Girl, interrupted (1999)

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

https://t.co/0S1Oqqwa6V

Film night with sis.
The number 23
TWO 3

Every film, every book, every song, every conversation. Parallels.

#leaving_clues my number isn’t 23.
It’s 3 or 33 ... that’s 2 threes 😆

JC D&P.

Not saxophone for me - repulsed by metals. Guitar wood.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

https://t.co/rqxE1J3dY5

#triangular_associations.

3

Brother - me - grandchild.

We’re all dead & alive at the same time.

Remain connected by high intensity.

When any TWO of us are within range - energy amplified (not neutralised) keeps THIRD connected.

We’re everywhere.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@ED__E 🐻

#SquidBrains

#S1Mgames

@TruthOrDare

@Eat_Me_drinkMe

@next2char

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@tellymix @BearGrylls, I love your name.

Bear.

Some names you just want to say over & over again
... anyway, still not got round to watching you with DW.

Curious ... where did you sleep?
Did you make a cosy den like this?? ...

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@brain_well @xtofallabout @ChesneyHawkes @VincePrince73 Also Chris Payne, I hope you zoom in to read the company logo on the side of the white heavy goods vehicle my brother supposedly drove that day (02/08/2018).

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@davidasinclair @davidwalliams @mrevgenylebedev https://t.co/3GfI8IqPyH

💥

Dearest ❤️David Walliams❤️
PREHISTORIC you and I.
Countless times we say hello,
EQUAL times GOODBYE.

🧬#MOLECULAR_MEMORY🧬

My atoms know your atoms,
When we are reborn.
From creation to eternity,
Every shape shift FORM.

📚

https://t.co/okPE3Rs8u3

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@morteperamore https://t.co/MegxGCYYH1

🚎 🚂

You are just flesh.
I am a train.
You’re the bus that I needed.
The drug for my pain.

Together forever.
Matched by energeee.
Me & you.
You & me.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@MadeUpTheories @elonmusk @goneforgoodllc @jodipicoult

What a coincidence,
🐈‍⬛
https://t.co/k1tOjxAQfa
Your book found it’s way to me.
🪞
https://t.co/paOEb9CG8n
A little blotch of light,
🕳
https://t.co/gJ72oyXfj2
And epigrapheee.
🪦❤️
https://t.co/0zC7gWhF9w

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@isgenhistory @mishalederman @erichovind
I am NOT an archaeologist
I am NOT an epigrapher
I am NOT a professor of ancient Egyptian studies

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@MadeUpTheories @elonmusk https://t.co/hpqmvZeAI4

Or are films based on my behaviour?

Were my various lives so remarkable, they inspired writers & movie makers?

So in this existence every film or book has elements of me therein.

What happens next if my story isn’t written in this dimension?

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

https://t.co/bFGW6w2NCv

Another film.

A mental disorder I’ve not heard of before.

Some would say I’m DELUSIONAL.

Dear Mr @rottinghaus my brain contains memories of past & FUTURE.

Warnings for future of planet & humanity. #OXYGEN_DEPLETION

Fancy making a film about me?

🎞

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@tvfatboy @julie_lawman @Ian_Lawman @eventbrite @The_GA 🐈‍⬛https://t.co/LasU8DgMyR

3️⃣https://t.co/k1tOjxAQfa

She said she was a cat.
🖤He🖤dreamed of lion & rat.

#leaving_clues
#triangular_associations
@BearGrylls 🐀
#book_it_list

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

https://t.co/LRAuzEbqtb

Another film chosen tonight.

Thank you @RobSchneider for taking me back to the big trigger.

A story that began long before I was born & lasts until the end of time.

😢

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@tvfatboy @julie_lawman @Ian_Lawman @eventbrite https://t.co/tJct6aifmW

🎃 👻 🎃 👻

Five years ago my brother,
Told me he was gonna DIE.
Then he smiled amusedly,
Said same be TRUE for I.
Soon after we BOTH met our fate,
By car and bus knocked over.
Forever will I be a GHOST?
Or just ‘til end October?

https://t.co/knbVTTL47c

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@Christmas_UK @BBCOne @davidwalliams @mermhart @WereInIt https://t.co/SfYb1qecKD
@sciencefocus
@TheStudyofWar
@humankind
@Rethink_

🤡💜🃏

I thought that he was joking!
https://t.co/84MgzybGgq
But was he? NO NO NO!!!
https://t.co/ZVc7Onn55l
August & October,
https://t.co/Tr7UIKHHmh
It was TIME for us to go.
https://t.co/WJQT0soot8

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

5️⃣5️⃣
https://t.co/Mia2nlV3rC
5️⃣
https://t.co/9PX6R7Ten9

555
SSS

🤴

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT!
Meet #TheBlunders! The most blundersome family in the blundering history of blunderdom. David’s FUNNIEST book yet with fantastic illustrations from @Adam_Stower
Out 12th Oct - pre-order now! https://t.co/1cXscjRxUU

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

When Greg died, our dual shared reality became compromised - him gone, only me left to confirm it.

How could I PROVE we had THOSE conversations.

How could I PROVE he hummed bohemian rhapsody to me.

How could I PROVE his end Place already chosen.

I’m still trying to PROVE.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@BBCNews @vanessabusch

Van 🚐
https://t.co/WzxaaP5k32

Bus 🚌
https://t.co/68rOu5fM4p

Lock 🔐
https://t.co/uYmjcWSVz6

Us 🧙
https://t.co/kTc8RJgTFJ

@PhilipPullman
#leaving_clues
#triangular_associations
#signs_from_universe

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@MadeUpTheories @elonmusk 📕

Pulled back in by PULLMAN.
Enter his world flat and green.
A silent voice within the mind.
He sees the things I’ve seen.
https://t.co/v5o7yY0bcS
Intrigued by the haunted.
Departed souls I trust.
Spectator.
The WALL above.
His face faint sheen of dust.
https://t.co/hlL4y7JKmC

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@MadeUpTheories @elonmusk 📕

Pulled back in by PULLMAN.
Enter his world flat and green.
A silent voice within the mind.
He sees the things I’ve seen.
https://t.co/v5o7yY0bcS
Intrigued by the haunted.
Departed souls I trust.
Spectator.
The WALL above.
His face faint sheen of dust.
https://t.co/hlL4y7JKmC

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

https://t.co/PiQVVOEHjn
#dimension_switch
#mind_games

Dearest @davidwalliams
Simulation trickereee?
AI Masters balance,
Elements EARTH and SEA.

I AM WALLS how clever!!!
WOOD molecules did switch.
Scoring ❤️YOU❤️New Number 1❤️
💙He💙 has left the pitch?
https://t.co/W9Ike6rwR6

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@DrStevenGreer @ddlovato @ZachSangShow @MuskKnowledge 💥 https://t.co/KXdz7gotP6

Four corners of the universe,
Expanded by the 💥BLAST💥
ASTRAL PROJECT is remembering,
Your FUTURE SELF and past.

@_remember4ever
#MOLECULAR_MEMORY

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@Raquel_Savage https://t.co/sZOyM1ZrNF
#MOLECULAR_MEMORY

Is this closest we get to immortality?

To remember pieces of other existences (past,sideways,future).

Do we all have these memories locked within?

Triggered by near death;
will more people be activated as OXYGEN level diminishes?

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@DrStevenGreer @ddlovato https://t.co/asFbh4k4k1
@ZachSangShow
#OXYGEN_DEPLETION 🚀👽

Dear Demi Lovato,
The pixels that make you,
Successful at this time point,
THE FUTURE … you’re there too.
Each and EVERY ATOM,
That makes you who you are.
When our PLANET is DESTROYED,
You’re scattered near and far.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@westcoastbill You’ve not gone far enough into the future! AI = boring, everything robotic, perfect, no mistakes.
In the distant future AI evolves & finds remnants of us, piecing our jigsaw together ... we’re fascinating. They experiment - combine AI & human = symbiot.

https://t.co/8FtK9McoiT

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@davidwalliams @Adam_Stower Dearest ❤️DAVID WALLIAMS❤️
Out of curiositeee.
🪚#MyMan🪚 was filmed by @Channel4
How did this come to be?
@GCAmazingSpaces ?
Plus 🖤He🖤 worked on Meadowbrook.
Our molecules crossed many times,
Our story make great book?
🎞🍎 https://t.co/TwgIZNC6m6

➕➖https://t.co/0dGyamKlej

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

https://t.co/HM8khWqZpf

🕰👻

How much writing have you started?
Have you even taken NOTES?
Are you buzzing ‘bout in copter,
And swanning ‘bout on boats?
Have you finished the synopsis?
Is your word count looking lean?
Will you finish the FIRST chapter,
By the eve of .........?

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@davidwalliams @Adam_Stower Dearest ❤️DAVID WALLIAMS❤️
On the eve of a birthday.
Your latest literature is launched.
Blue shirt is looking grey.
🎂https://t.co/n8fDr6uyJM

Ink💦 in notebook🌳 plotted,
Four plus years ago.
Back then I hadn’t met my 🖤V🖤
🪚This Man🪚 I did not know.
🌳https://t.co/Lf8jQgi7Ck

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@westcoastbill @InterestingSci1 @T_Costumes https://t.co/et9rOxHtTp

Light years later, mystery solved.
All you need is LOVE.

My brother & I see the future.
Grey.

The reason we agreed to take part in this experiment.

We don’t want to Fade to grey.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@VincePrince73 @Ginofantastico @ChesneyHawkes @StartBayInn Dear FANTASTIC @sainsburys
I write @thescript for me and 🖤V🖤
Planning Gino’s restaurant,
For our anniversareee.
It really makes me giggle,
When the plot don’t go to plan.
Instead of 🍷wine&lobster🦞
Tea&cupcakes with ❤️thisman❤️?
https://t.co/BLFhTOlm0z
https://t.co/56qkIWixAa

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@davidwalliams @ClaridgesHotel https://t.co/cDQZwUqI8S

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@PEAN00T @onenuttwonut
@anothernutnut

Dear @pnut if I marry 🖤Him🖤
Will 🖤He🖤 still make me smile?
Will 🖤He🖤 still want to hump me,
When we walk down @sainsburys isle?
Me pace 3 steps behind him?
I could obey that rule.
I love to watch his legs & bum🍑
His movements make me drool.

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@RushReads @JeanoDe @kampo @NEXT_JKL

Dear @Ginofantastico
If I spell your name with J.
And curly C, replace it,
With the kicking letter K.
🦞Lobster🦞 on the menu?
Linguine #Liverpool
Did the Real Italian Sausage 🌭
And Arancini make you drool?😋

@GordonRamsay ?
https://t.co/h3qjKoYyys

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@MineCartMayhem @davidwalliams 🐸 https://t.co/7rsAFRlque
🥤https://t.co/JN52ZMa3tb

🌅@sunset

A refreshing can of @DietCoke
Triggered an idea!
Twenty nine, oh two, two four,
It must be a Leap Year🐸
#MyMan has not been married.
And me? No, nor have I.
Should I POP THE QUESTION?
And obey 🖤HIM🖤 ‘til I die?

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@dttb Dearest DONOTTELLTHEBRIDE,
Please contact #MyMan soon.
To organise our wedding,
Before the Earth goes BOOM.
https://t.co/R8TqO3enwO
The SIMULATION MASTERS,
Need official ancestree,
Record in @theDigiDocs
That 🖤HE🖤 did marry me.

https://t.co/j3Adi5F7n7
https://t.co/YkyQzKXLFD

[Nuttiest Nut in the Nuthouse @NNuthouse]

@RushReads @JeanoDe @kampo @NEXT_JKL

Dear @Ginofantastico
If I spell your name with J.
And curly C, replace it,
With the kicking letter K.
🦞Lobster🦞 on the menu?
Linguine #Liverpool
Did the Real Italian Sausage 🌭
And Arancini make you drool?😋

@GordonRamsay ?
https://t.co/h3qjKoYyys

[Vince & Prince @VincePrince73]

🥇

Dear @Ginofantastico
#MyMan 🖤He🖤 loves to eat.
For 1 YEAR anniversary,
T’would be amazing treat.
To peruse your cocktail menu,
Whilst taking in the view.
And have our photo taken,
With The One and Only 🇮🇹YOU🇮🇹
@ChesneyHawkes

Or ❤️YOU❤️
https://t.co/Mam2il4Imt
Or 🌿Hugh🌿