melina ♡

[tasman @lildorothy_]

How long after eating Mr beast chocolate is your erection supposed to last

[Rice President Thomas Cruise @mollypilled]

Showing my barber beheading videos and asking if he can do that

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry i actually can’t use condoms because of my neurodivergent sensory issues

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[ta’mia @vondutchrry]

let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!

[melina ♡ @NORAlNBOW]

anyone selling 2 zach bryan tickets?? literally any of the PA dates #zachbryantickets

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[maia @mxmtoon]

this morning i woke up to an insanely loud crashing noise only to find my lamp broken

[melina ♡ @NORAlNBOW]

Knew each other since intermediate school, both too scared to talk to each other until physics jr year.!Asked me if I had been to Barrio, if he won in cup pong he would take me for my first time. Next month is 3 years together and 1 year in our house!

[Inari NOT Briana . @inaribriana]

Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?

Indulge me I’m a romantic!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

While the media focuses on trump they haven’t given much attention to cover the 7,000 students and educators in TN who walked out yesterday with March For Our Lives in Nashville demanding stronger gun laws.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you believe that an AR 15 is worth more than a child you are an enemy of the American people

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Presented without comment.

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Decoração da casa

[Thomas White @len0killer]

There’s something almost intoxicating about drinking 15 beers

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hank. He successfully snuck his stick in, which means you can't take it away from him. 13/10

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Hello @GretaThunberg, I wanted to update you that Andrew Tate's newest ride is a prisoner transport van slightly resembling the 2015 Ford Transit, which was designed for discomfort, and has a 3.7L V-6 with at least 275 hp and 260 lb-ft of torque.