NOT Dr White

(This is a Parody account and does not reflect the views of the account holder) Guns. Karate. Southern Accents. What more do you need? Oh yeah, long hair.

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

Diversity is having a different Southern Baptist preacher in chapel each week!

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

The real reason I stopped @TheVPaper from handing out their paper today was that they had women trying to pass it out to men. Unacceptable.

[The Ventriloquist @TheVPaper]

Ventriloquist Distribution Shut Down http://t.co/f5TdWPbDo8

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

Speaking in tongues is okay as long as it is in a southern accent.

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

@NotCedars Hey now... We are working on it! We are trying to diversify which states our white people come from! #Diversity #Equalityish

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

There were demons coming out of that electric guitar this morning in "worship." Demons.

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

I hear girls complaining about applying for internships. I don't get it. You have to apply to learn how to cook and clean from your mom?

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

Diversity, or as I like to call it: muddy water. #drWHITE

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

@CalebJHull I deeply appreciate your feedback.

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

Considering making a rule to require Cedarville girls to wear white. It's good for the dishwasher to match the oven and refrigerator.

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

What's my favorite movie? #SilenceOfTheMams

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

In response to women no longer working in the Bible department, in order to be fair, men are no longer going to be allowed to work in chucks

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

Men and women are both equal! Women are just a little less equal! #1Cor14_34

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

We are thinking about starting intramural house-keeping so that women can compete in sports too! #Equality #Sandwiches

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

The only thing better than a woman with long hair is a woman who doesn't teach a Bible class. #1Cor14_34

[NOT Dr White @NOT_Dr_White]

I don't normally tell people this, but I own a gun.