Toniann

Uhh, what’s with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to....ME?!

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

It's funny. New Giants quarterback, Jaxson Dart doesn't like the fallout from fans, his teammates and other NFL players over him gleefully introducing Donald Trump at a Trump rally. Its been recently found out that Jaxson Dart is a big MAGA fan. Dart has liked many of Trump's posts on mass deportations, anti-LGBTQ and removal of black studies in schools.

This from a guy who cosplays black swagger as being cool. Yet, takes it upon himself to go to and introduce Trump at a rally. Trump is the president. Why is he still holding rallies?

You voluntarily put yourself in this situation. So, you can't be upset when people around you, who thought you were cool are upset by your alliance with an outright racist. Please dont play in our faces.

[Terrika @SheKnowsSports]

The President of the United States

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I bet this hits hard if you're stupid as fuck

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

We are watching Donald Trump, the president of the United States, start an international conflict over Greenland because Norway (a country that does not own Greenland) wouldn't give him the Nobel peace prize.

[Jane Caro @JaneCaro]

If you only don’t murder, rape etc because you are afraid of hell or desiring of heaven, you are not intrinsically a good person.

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

Conservatives remain perpetually confused by the concept of population density.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

This is my favorite go-to election night cope. If it wasn't for all of those citizens voting for them, Democrats would never win.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

“They were careless people… they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

[Brandon Thrapp @I3ranflakes]

Andy Pages:

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

So young girls are adult enough to carry babies full term against their wishes but these people in their 30s that spewed racist shit are kids? This math is wild.

[Tatenda @OfficialTatenda]

Y'alls president is getting boosters while making sure your children die from preventable diseases.

[Scru🇳🇬 @scrufacejean]

Kendrick Lamar spoke english and had a red white & blue theme. They got mad. Beyoncé spoke english and literally did a COUNTRY MUSIC half time show. They got mad. At some point you gotta just admit it got nothin to do with the language, and everything to do with you being a racist xenophobe. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Cam @Cam31Schlittler]

@LucilleBurdge Not this year

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He. Can’t. Even. Fucking. Pronounce. The. Name. Of. The. Drug. He’s. Holding. A. Press. Conference. On. To. Lie. About.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Like clockwork

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[boop @xboxbodywash]

bro the bouncer checked my id and my ego and my superego at the door

[Toniann @NOTtoriann]

@soliloquillxo Queen thank you so much I still stand by these words

[Toniann @NOTtoriann]

I just really appreciate Christopher Meloni's butt