$ETH is ripping and the real degens already know what’s next.
$NPC is pure ETH beta on steroids.
When ETH goes parabolic, high-beta memes like this don’t just follow — they moon harder.
Don’t be the NPC who missed it.
Load up or stay poor.
$NPC 🚀
We are ALL NPCs. Current coin season incoming.
Dress it up as "economics journalism." Feed it to an audience primed for a villain. Watch them all load the same NPC script on cue.
Doesn't work on a main character.
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