NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle

Ace at barking & singing. But only when she plays her 🎷Ambulance siren impersonator extraordinaire. Expelled from puppy school. Training is for wimps.

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

Today my minion is poorly but the NHS is looking after her despite all the pressure on it. Thank you #NHS and everyone working in it

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

It’s my Twitter anniversary today. Don’t know what it means except it must mean SAUSAGES #dog #sausages

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse Easy. Me.

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse Though humiliating for some of us. That’ll be me. Each day brings a fresh trauma - I mean jumper

[Jilljustwantstowrite @JillYWhitehouse]

Our outside entertaining space did not survive the storm! Academic though as we are in tier 4.

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

And yet again I find myself the laughing stock in this house - the annual Christmas humiliation has happened

[SSQ @SSQlegal]

Thank you to all our candidates, clients and colleagues for their commitment and resilience throughout this unpredictable year. We wish you a happy, healthy and restful festive period. We look forward to working together in 2021 #legal #legalsearch #recruitment

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

peter bone’s hair on newsnight makes him look like a bald man obscuring a yorkshire terrier

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse Hard to tell when she does this...

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@StinkyPondDog Too late

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@StinkyPondDog It is my person’s birthday today and I am very worried from whispers I’ve eavesdropped on that one of her parcels might include an embarrassing outfit for me.

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse I like those too

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@StinkyPondDog You got off lightly...

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

it’s been a pleasure working with you mr president

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Here is the opening of tonight’s show. x

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse If you’re being Pavlovian you should feed it to me

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@StinkyPondDog Doesn’t she bother?

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse Take me too

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

@JillYWhitehouse @BoyBijou I’d have made a much bigger dent in it. Of a different kind. #cake