Bijou Boy

King of cats

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

Would be purrfect

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Dreams can come true… #Larry4Leader #YesWeCat

[Jilljustwantstowrite @JillYWhitehouse]

How many crimes would you commit to make your husband love you again?
When her drunk husband brings the woman he’s run over home instead of calling 999, doctor Anne agrees to help hoping to save her marriage but all changes when she finds valuable art in the woman’s bags #EWPP #T

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

@NSchnoodle Share them and I’ll teach you how to get through the flap to the cat food

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

@JillYWhitehouse That would be me

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

And yet again I find myself the laughing stock in this house - the annual Christmas humiliation has happened

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

@JillYWhitehouse Things that make me happy - boxes, food, sharpies running out of ink

[Dr Xand van Tulleken 🏳️‍🌈 @xandvt]

I’m filming @OperationOuch today with one of our Ouch Patients Evie! She needs a bone marrow transplant & her donor just dropped out 😖. YOU can save a life by registering to donate today. It doesn’t hurt (it’s a check swab) & you can do it from home. Here’s how:

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

@JillYWhitehouse I’ll just stay here

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

I am taking precautions

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

Cat becomes first animal to test positive for COVID-19 in the UK https://t.co/QybdTcXosA

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

Cat in the bag

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

@NSchnoodle I go to the park too. Whenever I want. Not fastened on a piece of string.

[Jilljustwantstowrite @JillYWhitehouse]

Please sign. Without the arts how can we breathe?
Rishi Sunak: Save Theatre in the UK https://t.co/hS8qTcXFvr

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

They tried to put me in it but I am above such things and they have no alternative but to realise that.

[NoodleTheNaughtySchnoodle @NSchnoodle]

This is total humiliation. They are cooking sausages but not for me and dressing me up as a banana. Help is needed. Urgently. Or sausages. I’ll be a nanaba if I can have sausages

[Bijou Boy @BoyBijou]

It matches my left eye. Or it might be my right. One of them anyway.