Nate Selmont

[Wilyer Abreu Propagandist @wilyerforever]

You sick fuck

[Justin Martinez Enthusiast @JMartEnthusiast]

We are 5 minutes into the season btw

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

1st: against a .500 team off of a retired carpenter
2nd: they lost the game and it was off of a guy actively betting against himself
3rd: Roman Anthony didn’t even graduate Highschool yet
4th: Juiced balls for “HR Chase”
5th: Wouldn’t have been a HR in normal weather conditions and they lost the series the next day
6th: Roman Anthony didn’t even graduate Highschool yet
7th: 1st inning, made the most embarrassing error in MLB history an hour later, and lost the series that same game
8th: look at that pitch 😭😭😭
9th: Roman Anthony was a Junior in high school
10th: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PITCH SON 😭😭😭
11th: 1st inning
12th: they lost this game
13th: “2022 royals”
14th: they lost this game and he struck out in 3 pitches to an 80 year old Kenley in the 9th
15th: this didn’t even tie the game and they went on to lose 😭
16th: 2020 Red Sox
17th: unicorn HR
18th: unicorn hr+roman Anthony was literally a sophomore
19th: please just go and look at how bad this pitch was
20th: they lost this game
21st: 6th inning
22nd: 🦄
23rd: 84 mph
24th: wouldn’t even be a HR in Camden rn
25th: “2017” I wasn’t even alive for that one
26th: 2020 orioles

[Nyanasaur @Nyanasaur]

WBC haters in 2026

[(fan) Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

RIP Maye I Digg in yo Boutte 💔

[MLB @MLB]

Baseball 🔜

[Gabby Maljanian @gabbymaljanian]

I’m still having trouble understanding why nobody picked the Patriots to win 14 games and go to the Super Bowl before the season if they thought the schedule was so easy. Why did the schedule not matter until people realized they were exceeding expectations?

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

IT'S SUPER BOWL DAY!!!

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

Bills fans are terrified of the fact that Drake Maye came one MVP vote shy of matching Josh Allen’s entire legacy in 1.5 seasons.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Super Bowl appearances:

1 — Drake Maye
0 — Josh Allen

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

oh that’s gore…that’s gore on my timeline…

[Corey B @CoreyB08]

Yes Patriots fans are so envious of the 0x SB champion Buffalo Bills

[James Wolff @TolleEnthusiast]

And the rest was history.....

[James Wolff @TolleEnthusiast]

Total War in their last three seasons:

Jaren Duran - 15.5
Kyle Tucker - 14.8
Alex Bregman - 12.5
Pete Alonso - 9.3
Isaac Paredes - 9.3
Kyle Schwarber - 8.8

Why the fuck am I see Brett Batty swaps for this guy? He better be in the lineup come opening day. Extend him 6/130 now!

[(fan) Drake Maye Lover @drakemayeloverr]

All pro in year 2.

Man I love Drake Maye

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but what about...?

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

Ceddanne Rafaela when there's an at-bat of some significance