Nathan Spewman

Proud Misinformant

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Per Kenyan tradition, Obama has wired all ballots to deliver an electric shock when you vote for a Democrat. So... careful voting.

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

I got a huge moneybag at my house with "For Liberals who Don't Vote Tomorrow" written on it. Want some of it?

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Reasonable Reason Not to Vote Dem: NANCY PELOSI IS THE CHUPACABRA, HER MOUTH FULL OF GREEDY METAL FANGS THAT PIERCE THE HIDES OF LIBERTY!

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Official Park service crowd estimates from Stewart's Rally to Restore Sharia Socialism: 3.

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Maybe Jon Stewart should get some patriotism and learn the name of those 4 Troops. #yeahImwatching

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Pinko John Stewart rally is starting. Thank GOD I every Glenn Beck from the last 2 years recorded on VHS so I have something good to watch.

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Any Alaskans wondering how to write-in @lisamurkowski ‘s name on your ballots, she spells it N-A-T-H-A-N S-P-E-W-M-A-N #spewman4senate10

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Witness voter fraud? Anyone looking ACORNy near a poll? Write [email protected] IMMEDIATELY. Fox'll help keep things honest.

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Soon as Obamacare's racist-against-whites taning tax is repealed, me and @GOPLeader are heading to Tan n' Tone for 1/2 hour under the lamp.

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Think you're afraid of Obamacare’s 16,000 member IRS Army now? Check out the Obamacare IRS Army knife! http://tiny.cc/bpby9

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

My fear is when Obama passes sharia law, TGI Friday's will have to change it's name to TAI Friday's.

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Gay marriage WILL destroy traditional marriage. You’ll be FORCED to spend so much time fighting it, your wife will leave you. #trustme

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

The woman stomped by Rand Paul’s guy was a liberal satirist disguised as a big biz GOPer? Ha! What a loser! #havingnightmaresaboutboots

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Startling super true statistic I heard: 100% of Americans have some kind of health. Under Obamacare, that number will drop to 24.7%

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Can't swiftboat Spewman. So "shocking" that I'm good at my job: http://bit.ly/cxuFVO (smear via @billscher)

[Xander Lih @xanderlih]

{Stick It to 'Em }I thought @NSpewman was just another loon, but his STAMP-Stop Taxing All Mail, Please movement really makes sense!

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

ALERT! Michelle Obama is calling the “White House Halloween Party” the “White House Late-October Holiday Party w/ Costumes.”

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Enthusiasm gap so wide, liberals will need one of those deadly, rickety jungle bridges to walk across it to the polls. Stay home, libs!

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

No need debating Charles Koch, Joel Francis. He’ll just say, “I’ve devoted my life in Kansas to saving jobs in California - GO PROP 23!”

[Nathan Spewman @NSpewman]

Joel Francis will be @ KOCH in 1 hour to debate Chuckie K. But there was a huge duct tape incident today and we can’t get the doors open :(