Noah Trulen

[Noah Trulen @NTrulen]

@nowthisnews @ryanrog this is good

[Noah Trulen @NTrulen]

@ryanrog Hahaha OMG that is outstanding @N3Trulen will love it

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If it’s Trump/Palin I’m coming down there.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Fuck the Packers tomorrow!!!!!(just getting my voice ready) #NorthIsOurs #CheesePenis (Jordy, how's your diarrhea)

[Frank Caliendo @FrankCaliendo]

BREAKING: With Peyton 3 yards shy of the record, Brett Favre plans to un-retire and play next Sunday

[Noah Trulen @NTrulen]

@JohnSharkman San Diego #gategate

[FiveThirtyEight @FiveThirtyEight]

Most Americans get "free stuff" from the government: http://t.co/33wRBovVHj

[Frank Caliendo @FrankCaliendo]

Just so you guys all know... My fantasy team doesn't suck... We are just in a rebuilding year.

[John Sharkman @JohnSharkman]

Three letters sum up that 1st half for the Vikings: Wut?

[Frank Caliendo @FrankCaliendo]

The Steelers are going with 10 guys on defense now. That's a bold strategy Cotton lets see if it pays off for them.

[Michigan State Men's Basketball @MSU_Basketball]

Draymond Green made the largest single gift to MSU Athletics by a former student-athlete.| http://t.co/kqRGlMQvMY

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I'll deflate all the jizz out of Brady's balls tonight- whoa sorry! Gay friend took my phone. Wow. That was crass. I'd just eat Tom's ass.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Steelers LB James Harrison takes a strong stance against participation trophies for his sons. Interesting #Hottake

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

Barry Sanders is the best running back to ever do it...some of his 3 & 4 yard runs are the best runs I've ever seen in life...

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Just hit 600k followers. Thank you. Just ordered us all shots. It cost me 3,565,775.00$ WORTH IT. Love you.

[Autograph Appearances @cravetheauto]

AUTOGRAPH GIVEAWAY!! RT+FLLW to win an autograph ticket to come meet #Vikings @TWaynes_15 JUL23! (or 8x10 mailed 2u)