Brandon Christianson

My opinions should be your opinions. Fake news. Sad!

[Brandon Christianson @btothec]

Ah man, watching this AMC Hip-Hop shit on Jesus Walks. So, Rhymefest is the Lindsay Graham to Kanye's Trump now?

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I'm pretty good at killing time at home, but not in the wild. I just cant do the whole hang at a bar or coffee shop alone comfortably.

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In honor of @Profgampo's new LP, I'm in PR using the YouTube of some right wing AI slop watching dude who now follows and likes a lot of new sh*t. Tweaking dude's algo. Guy has commercial free though, what a damn treat.

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They updated it. I assume they saw my tweet from 800 years ago.

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Started Long Shot this weekend. Seth Rogen plays Fred Can't give you an opinion, as I've been dissecting a scene for days. Does O'Shea jr need my help? Seth? This is some rare disease right? Am I just going to hear all names as Brandon from now on? Oh no, is this what Trump has?

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All sports brought to you by God. God is Great. God is Good.

You can't pay for advertising like this... or can you? Conspiracy y'all!!!

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Stop bringing coffee to people in movies and TV. They apparently cant fill the cups with any kind of liquid and not even the best actors can pretend the cups anything but empty. So just make it that none of the characters drink coffee. That's more realistic than empty cups.

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@SecKennedy @KidRock Pump your body full of God knows what and condemn vaccines. What you taking RFKjr? Give us the pill/shot regimen. @KirkCousins8 and his stem cells need to get in this video.

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@KirkCousins8 @KirkCousins8

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Kirk Cousins refused a Covid vaccine because he's religious, but stem cells are Okey Dokey, as I assume he would say. So, doing what's right for the world or for society is defended by religion, but something that helps him make more money is fine. #netflix #quarterback #cousins

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@KirkCousins8 @KirkCousins8 my dude. Stem cells. Please explain.

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How many times have I had to mute Brad Paisley? I'm sure dude is a decent guy, but his music does not appeal to me at all, not one damn bit, so I don't watch or listen. But, no one is boycotting events because of some dudes in 10 gallon hats. They just say, well that sucks, mute.

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These country dudes act like they didn't own most halftime shows and prime time theme songs for years. When I saw some country crap was playing a halftime show I didnt threaten to boycott the event. I just didnt watch or listen to that shit.

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@megynkelly #whitesanta

[Prof @Profgampo]

I just gotta pop in here quick and talk about this mpls slander. Then I’ll return to yall regular scheduled programming

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@Clinteroo1969 @countblacula08 Youre quite clearly a moron. Vaccines are given to lessen the spread of disease, which benefits you and your mom and grandma... There's no use explaining this to you because you aren't here for a discussion. You're in your propaganda bubble where you know better than scientists.

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@FrankConniff This is a guy who bitched about his crowds on his HBO show because they laughed wrong and started hand picking audience members and limiting crowds. He couldnt handle a few awws before laughter. Snowflake.

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@TheKevinDalton Yo, we dont idolize any of our politicians like y'all kiss Trump's ring and get your cult on. Its so weird you think we wont do what's right to protect some politician. If Clinton is guilty of something, burn his ass. It ain't that hard.

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@PopSlotsCasino Could you tell me how to earn tickets? It just says collect, but collect them how? When I randomly get a ticket I dont see any reason, why at that time, I got the ticket. I'm sure I'm missing something but any help would be appreciated.

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@PodSaveAmerica Was hoping there may be an effort to try & stoke Trump's ego after his pop vote win to work on eliminating the electoral college & make the pop vote the end all for Pres elections. Has there been any talk of doing this? I know it isn't simple but I hear nothing.

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Perhaps the most honest celebrity height listed online, Michael Cera. Ive looked at various athletes & celeb heights out of curiosity. But while watching a movie looked up dude to see what else he's got going on and saw in large print... 5' 9". If it said 6' I would believe it.

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@RobertKennedyJr You're anti-vax & uneducated regarding any damn medical science but what do you pump into your body to be a 71yo medically enhanced ripped, veiny "know-it-all" that actually knows nothing? No one questions what this guy injects/takes while telling us what to do?