MJ Buckley

dont wanna brag but, im arguably the greatest twitter-er in the twitterverse

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@coversvanzack Question: where would Summerville’s shot against Bono have landed on this?

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hey everyone you've gotta check this out I made $560 today so far http://t.co/XMqhwWq

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If i had to break out my day in a pie chart, I'd take all day to do it. Easier that way

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The Sleepover. After a birthday party, grade schoolers wake to find Mike Tyson and a tiger cooking chocolate chip pancakes.

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"No man has changed the world without the world first thinking him insane." -My neighbor's dog

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I'm a nervous eater. I keep thinking my neighbors will wake up and find me eating all their food.

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where did all these new followers come from? I have 26 now. I guess I've been away from twitter for too long. Time to come back

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It's ok Harold, we all make mistakes. It's not the end of the world

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Stupid Harold Camping. He had me all excited for "the end of the world" and it didn't happen. How embarressing for him

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Next time I cut out eyes in a painting to watch people from behind the wall, I'll use a portrait instead of a landscape.

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Using my evolved mind, thanks to Charlie Sheen. Now I'm eating corn chips out of the hood of my backwards sweatshirt.

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If a genie gave me three wishes, my first wish would be for fewer wishes. I hate making decisions.

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For me, bookmarking a web page is like smiling at someone on the street knowing I'll never see them again.

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Excuses are like noses. Really useful when starting a cocaine habit

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Sequel idea: The King's PowerPoint Presentation

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Been working on my people skills. I can throw them pretty far now.

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damn BHUNt, youve been tearing up a twitter storm in my absence. Its a shame you will never catch me

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only charlie shene could get me back on here

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@therealBHUNT yeah ikr. it got towed yesterday, its gone. got my honda now bitch