Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐

тов. capt. jerry. in house lawyer. struggling artist. not your average jerry. writer of original port huron statement. el capitan 1377.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

“and that kids is how i became the largest peptide distributor this side of the mississippi”

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

to be fair, this is how all my buddies talk about my lower half (bragging)

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

god this goes hard

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Ain’t nothing soft in the Midwest”

is an all time LeBron line

[Wildscape Wonder @WildscapeWonder]

Autumn in Chicago Illinois 🇺🇸

[Becks @BecksWelker]

The thing you have to remember about the gales of November is they come early

[Landon @landon20s]

Chicago wants @Waymo

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Everytime I'm in Chicago, all I think is that I should come here more often.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

no one ever wants to honey pot a lawyer :(

[Regynald @negroprogrammer]

OPENAI to EMPLOYEES: You got no bitches before. Maybe you should question why that would change?

[Conor Friedersdorf @conor64]

Make Big Brother Bad for Big Business

https://t.co/HPqygmFhlD

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@blockhim2026 fantastic tweet 🤙

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Do NOT let Kelly Clarkson into the theater section of a Chuck E. Cheese

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@bigcontentguy grandma also gave me like $50 so that was tight as well

[Jamie Lynn @jalynnmie]

Game 3 ready

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@LHMacro they are, in almost every way, a fundamentally worse product - just buy equities.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@rizzbolt o i’m in

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Case Keenum has thrown for two touchdowns and rushed for a third on Monday Night Football, just like we all expected.

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

turns out this is actually true if your name is case keenum

[Chicago Fire FC @ChicagoFire]

It's all coming together 👀

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

@other_st_nick

[Jerry LakeBoi TwoTie🌐 @MoPhlow]

i feel more like a plumber tbh

[dav @eastsidedav]

I'm a corporate lawyer but I introduce myself as a mechanic.

Because I am a mechanic... a mechanic maintaining the engine of American investment.