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@timjhogan She’s preparing to fall off the end of the stage.

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@timjhogan Corny candidate, corny campaign. You even spelled her name wrong.

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@timjhogan Amy Klobuchar is the reason for beer goggles.

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@timjhogan If Amy Klobuchar gives us "Medicare for All," we will all have crooked dental work like Amy Klobuchar.

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@amyklobuchar Soap. Bed. Toothbrush. Things they didn't have in the third world shit hole they came from.

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@timjhogan Welp? OMG, grow up!

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@HeidiGansert @Nicole4Nevada @rattijulia @YvannaCancela @Senatorspearman @DallasHarrisNV @MelanieScheible @JoyceWoodhouse @donderoloopnv Whateva. Now go make me a sammich.

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@PPVotesNevada @elisapiper FYI: promoting abortions is not "family planning."

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@ChuckMuth The name sounds familiar. Was Li’l Nate that fellow who encouraged the massaging of stinky feet?

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@YvannaCancela https://t.co/ojfNowZee3

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This is relevant for our time. https://t.co/eipOZQzEKH

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@ewarren I'm pissed this even showed up in my feed.

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@timjhogan Right. You were transferred to Loser Island. Meanwhile, #InvestigatingTheInvestigators.

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@MichelleGorelow Those parrots look like they're smoking cigars. How cool is that?

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@Wheeler4Nevada It was likely presumed you resigned in frustration due to your lack of legislative prowess. Perhaps you should have spent more time defeating members of the opposite party and less time defeating members of your own party. #DennisHof

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@timjhogan The good news - your excitement was contagious and you were able to multiply Amy’s poll numbers. The bad news - zero times zero is still zero.

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@BattleBornProg @REWministries If you're a low-wage worker, you should have thought twice about becoming a family.

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@BuzzIzarownd @McDonaldCarano Here's an idea, leave your minimum wage job and get a job working as a lobbyist.

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@tsegerblom Yep, Las Vegas needs more bars, and more willingness to keep the idiots locked up behind those bars.

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@RileySnyder @RalstonReports Ralston’s not annoying, just ask him!

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@BattleBornProg #NevadansCount? Well then, count the Nevadans but don’t count the illegals.