The Tolerable Cyclist

Wake up, Ride Bikes, Build America, Repeat.

The Steel Must Rise.
There's no such thing as safety, only acceptable risk.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

remember that this truck, the modern toyota hilux, is basically illegal to own in the US because your politicians hate you

[The Tolerable Cyclist @NW_Dori]

@shoe0nhead @reddit_lies 4x10hr days is objectively the best schedule.

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

W or L?

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

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[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Hahahaha

@GROK NOOOOOOO

[Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV]

InterHood ballistic missile 💀

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

The way the beer gushes out like the old school samurai movies 😂

[Naki @Naki_BK8]

This video is a funny compilation of people unboxing vacuum-sealed "bed-in-a-box" mattresses 😂🛏️. The moment the seal is cut, the mattress explodes open super fast 💥 and catches everyone off guard.

People end up shocked, losing their balance, and what should be a simple task turns into total chaos and hilarious fails 🤣😬

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Oof 😳

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Oh
My
Lawd

[The General @1776General_]

The FBI lied about the stats on civilians stopping shooters in an attempt to push propaganda designed to remove the 2A.

Citizens have stopped 52.5% of shooters in non-gun free zones and 36% in gun free zones. The FBI claimed it was only 3.7%

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Bro was smooth

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Boys, I’ve been in the crime game for a while now and this is the wildest true headline I’ve ever seen

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A Waffle House at three in the morning. I ordered hash browns. The waitress, Charlene, turned toward the kitchen and shouted.

"Scattered, smothered, covered!"

I rose from my stool.

These were battle commands. Shouted across a room, fast, in code, the way a captain calls a line into position. Something was happening. I prepared myself.

"Who is under attack?" I asked.

Charlene turned back. "Huh? Oh. That's just your hash browns, baby."

I sat back down slowly. "...The potatoes have their own commands?"

"Mhm. Scattered means on the grill. Smothered's onions. Covered's cheese."

"And there are more?"

She counted them off without looking at a menu. "Chunked is ham. Diced is tomato. Peppered's jalapeños. Capped's mushrooms. Topped's chili. Country's sausage gravy."

I was silent for a moment. Nine words. Nine fates, for one potato.

In my homeland, a man earns a name through a lifetime of deeds. Here, a hash brown can earn nine in a single night. I had badly underestimated this country.

"I want all of them," I said. "Every word. The potato has earned them."

"...You want it all the way?"

"All the way. To give it fewer would be an insult."

Charlene shouted the whole thing back into the kitchen, the full litany, and the cook answered without turning around, and I stood again and bowed to him, sergeant to sergeant. He did not see it. It did not matter. I knew.

It came buried. Onions, cheese, ham, tomato, peppers, mushrooms, chili, gravy. You could barely find the potato underneath, which seemed correct, because by then the potato was no longer a side dish. It was a decorated soldier.

I ate the whole thing with a fork in both fists. It was hot and filthy and magnificent. I have eaten in palaces. I have never eaten anything that was honored this thoroughly.

So tell me, America.

You can shout the same potato into nine different lives.

Who wrote this language, and where can a foreigner learn it?

And the cook who answers in code at three in the morning. Is that a kitchen, or a war room?

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[The General @1776General_]

Reporter: "That's offensive"

Boomer: "Yes, that's why I said it"

[The Tolerable Cyclist @NW_Dori]

@krassenstein @realDonaldTrump @stannny71 Boo