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As a guy, it’s basically statistically impossible to get a girl out of your league on the apps but in-person is where you can make that up

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Also power move by dad to request he learns a brand new fucking language. Absolutely insane request

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A Korean friend of mine is dating a Chinese broad and her parents don’t approve since he’s wrong type of Asian. He told me that the dad asked him to learn Chinese to communicate w him. His response “I don’t speak Korean either and took French in high school”

Is he cooked?

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@nuff_said3 Def a lesson in this for everyone here

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(2/2) My response: "Nope. He’s a Founding Father + on the $100 bill."

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(1/2) Girls and their stupidity never cease to amaze me. Was with a broad last night, and she turned over unprompted and asked, "Was Benjamin Franklin gay?" Total non sequitur. What goes through her mind to ask that out of nowhere?

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@FoxNews This is a bit fucking terrifying

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@MurrayHillGuy1 “He actually liked the ad” is cracking me up

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A big Thursday night makes work Friday miserable but fires me up going into weekend. LFG!! #attacktheday

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@amelia_tweetz Amelia, terrific point. Let’s take it easy on these guys and prevent Microsoft employee burnout!

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@JohnAnthonyLife Solid feedback. What's a cold approach ratio? Sober me tries to 100/0 talk to hot chicks. 5 tequila sodas in, it’s a 30/70 split between 'out of my league' and 'good enough for tonight / hope nobody sees who I’m talking to right now’

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Had a spirited debate last night with some friends (and loyal followers of mine). Dating apps are good since so convenient. They are so convenient that it lessons the desire to cold approach broads in person. If you are on the apps, never lose that dog!

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@WestsideLAGuy P2) Ended up with a great girl—could have married her if I wanted to. I get your perspective, and it’s nuanced. Maybe I’m naive, but I think when you find the right girl, all the metrics and BS go right out the window.

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@WestsideLAGuy P1)Had supporters request my commentary here. It’s an important metric. If you aren’t careful, you can get exposed. That said, my 5-year relationship was had extremely high CPN early on, but she unprompted bought rounds at the bar and never felt taken advantage of

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Stages of dating a girl in NYC:
1) A few dates in. Heavy lift from the guy—picking spots, asking all the questions, making sure it goes well.
2) She decides to invest. Texts first, asks questions, figuring out if she likes you.
3) Senses you like her back. Ghosts.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 All of the dumbest decisions in your life will be related to women. Something my father used to tell me when I was younger. Even applies to the big dogs

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@CollinRugg Attaboy, Jensen. She’s pretty hot!

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@JakeClayChain Also one of the best places to get laid. Great city!

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@exec_sum Don’t know specifics, but note this tweet was sent at 12:58am on a Wednesday. Smack middle of work day. These protesters are total virgins.

Go get a job and stop bitching!