Mike Malkasian

BJJ brown belt. Owner of Dead Last Clothing Company (@deadlastny). Dogs and pro wrestling. BJJ and hardcore. Horror. Adopt don’t shop.

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I’ve seen enough. @KennyOmegamanX is the actual best to ever do it. It’s The Cleaner, and then it’s everyone else. #AllIn #AEWAllIn

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“Like Duncan Sheik, Action Andretti is barely breathing.”

Nah that’s the line of the century from @IanRiccaboni.

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@QBgami Drew Henson, former Yankees 3rd basemen turned Cowboys QB after getting drafted by Houston Texans but never playing for them.

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@CollinRugg Lost in all of this is the fact that if LeBron has gotten hit that hard he would be out until the 2028 election.

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Hey @TonyKhan can we throw streamers? Pro wrestling is missing streamers. And yes I’m watching Danielson vs. Morishima on @ringofhonor

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AND ANOTHER THING. AMBER IS 5’3, 115LBS. ON NO PLANET DOES SHE OVERPOWER DEWEY HERSELF. THIS STILL ISN’T OKAY. #Scream5

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I think it’s time we realize Maureen Prescott is the villain of the Scream series. Had she not abandoned her son Roman, he never would have recruited Billy. Had she not cheated on her husband with Billy’s dad, Billy wouldn’t have turned into a psychopath. Blood is on her hands. #Scream

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@PuggySharps Absolute generational fall off, going from the network, to Peacock, to wherever it is now

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“Hey listen, we just had a real, meaningful, authentic moment with Chad Gable. It’ll probably get replayed for decades.”

“Send in the fucking Root Beer dog. Immediately.”

#Summerslam

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#SummerSlam is borderline unwatchable with the ads. Watched a lot of previous Summerslam’s (88, 89, 90, 97) leading up to this weekend and it’s disappointing to see what’s happened to the #WWE.

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@MidAtlanticPod When I tell you that you are the best damn follow on X, I mean it.

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@ringofhonor Front and center with @joegiachetti 💪

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@Carvana @CarvanaHelp Y’all are wild for delivering a car that is a different model than the car bought, and only offering a $600 compensatory check. Will never be using your services again.

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@ringofhonor Bucks vs. reDRagon from War of the Worlds.

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@nwa Dude @Tubi rules.

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@FrankCrappa Nothing is worse than a group of people bullying a dude and thinking it’s okay because their band said it is.

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If we’re gonna start gate keeping in hardcore again can we start with actual bad people and not some 100lb dude in a banana costume that you bullied cuz your favorite band told you to do it… you dorks

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@TheApexRM Wearing a banana costume is dumb as fuck but bullying the kid who wasn’t being a stage potato, wasn’t crowd killing, and who paid to be there is even more whack.

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@SuitWilliams

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@Medde101