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The official Twitter for Nza. The opinions expressed are those of Nza & not necessarily those of the BBC.

[Nza @NZA22]

@McDonaldsUK your app chat doesn’t work when I complain but McDonalds Ilkley is an insult and half my order is missing. What can I do? Their phone line doesn’t even work

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@GMB reports down south with very specific locations like all the UK should just know them, reports from the north and they’re at a park in “West Yorkshire”.

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@AndyStrawknee I wasn’t sure how much garden you need to avoid 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nza @NZA22]

@AndyStrawknee You missed sports. You can hug either when drinking or when someone scores/knocks someone out/runs faster/wins in sports. Then uncontrollable hugging with singing when it’s both drinking and sports.

[Nza @NZA22]

@AndyStrawknee I may not have quite finished (or started) my medical degree, but I’m pretty confident it was the gym. If you were drinking at the gig, and alcohol numbs pain, it can’t be that. #Science

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@AndyStrawknee I definitely read that and thought it was over-romanticised to the real sentiment I was trying to convey, but was pretty pleased with my greeting card-esque quote and ran with it 😂

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@AndyStrawknee Hahahahaha, you always need someone in your life to remind you of the days when dignity abandoned you and they didn’t.

[Nza @NZA22]

@AndyStrawknee All the time and I’m sure she reminds me of all those too, but she enjoys mimicking the call especially

[Nza @NZA22]

@AndyStrawknee I neither recall that, nor will I recall the returned favour

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@AndyStrawknee

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@AndyStrawknee I better be seeing you tomorrow so we can have a few bowls of loud mouth soup and be sociably drunk!

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@LoveRochester @AndyStrawknee Literally the best discovery resulting from me not being arsed to cut up chicken.

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@AndyStrawknee You had someone delivered to you on a pallet? 😱

[Nza @NZA22]

@AndyStrawknee What made the grade?

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@AndyStrawknee Best era, but that could just be because im old

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@AndyStrawknee I assume Blues Brothers would be up your street too