Cool Hand Fluke

outside. leftish. bookish. snarky 🤷‍♂️

[Cool Hand Fluke @NZRossVideo]

I’m done. Kikorangi time.
Bye and thanks for all the fish.
Fuck musk and the broligarchs
Fuck nazis
Free Palestine
Toi tu tiriti

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Melania has aged far better than Don

[Cool Hand Fluke @NZRossVideo]

@chrisluxonmp Your incompetence is matched only by your ego. Resign before you get rolled.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Did you know? Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.

[Cool Hand Fluke @NZRossVideo]

What were you doing in those countries?

[Mark Mitchell @MarkMitchellMP]

@chrishipkins Chris I have lived, served and worked in and amongst diverse communities for 35 years in NZ, Africa, the Middle East, Asia, the Americas and across the Pacific. I have lived experience in the communities I serve that’s deeper than a few junkets.

[Kelvin Morgan 🇳🇿 @kelvin_morganNZ]

🔥 Timeline cleanse: Because after all the pollution on your feed today Jake living his best life in -20 degree temperatures is quite possibly going to end up being the best thing you watched.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

They locked my account over the Luigi joke but I’m back bitches

[Cool Hand Fluke @NZRossVideo]

@A_G_Hawkins Right on brand for the act party then.

[king of the west II @meco78526]

Hell yes they are

[Eccankiwi @eccankiwi]

Nicola Willis’s plan for revving up the economy? Increase tourism and immigration. Deja vu anyone? History has already commented on how that turned out for NZ during and after the Key era. Does this government not have a single new idea?

[worms cited @christapeterso]

People treat Israel’s inability to defeat Hamas in Gaza like it’s just a matter of guerrilla forces being incredibly hard to defeat. But no, not in a 25 x 5 mile area, that is something unique

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

The arc:

1. “It wasn’t a Nazi salute.”

2. “Maybe it was a Nazi salute but it was a joke.”

3. “It wasn’t a joke but it was owning the libs.”

4. “It wasn’t owning the libs but so what?”

5. “Actually, Hitler had some good ideas….”

[Cool Hand Fluke @NZRossVideo]

@MayorWayneBrown Great idea champ