Nick Barnett

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@UnitedAirlines are you going to start issuing credits or just make you customer service people look like assholes booking people on flights a day after they were supposed to depart

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@UnitedAirlines I love waiting in a customer service line for 4 hours to rebook my flight. Crazy thought… if you hired more people you might be able to handle all the flights you booked for Christmas.

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@ATT @DIRECTVhelp @DIRECTVhelp so are y’all going to cut me a check for this weekend of your service not working?

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

I guess I should cancel #sundayticket they can’t get it right by the second week. I’m sure I won’t get a refund from @ATT @DIRECTV for 1/17 of the season though…

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@Tesla May have the worst customer service of any company. Thanks so much for causing my closing to be delayed because you can’t handle overnighting a form and sending a tracking number. If you see a house has Tesla Solar RUN!

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@jbowers37 @Donald_Hall @SleeperHQ Damn it I’ve been trying to keep that from him for the last month so it was harder for him to do mocks

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@BarstoolBigCat You our coach

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

He got me that fucking @amabrush boomed me

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I was right about Vietnam.

I was right about Iraq.

I will do everything in my power to prevent a war with Iran.

I apologize to no one.

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@YoshJoung I’ve been it’s a little corny

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

After all these years of the conventional wisdom being that rich kids get into all the best schools and programs based on their individual merits, to find out that it's actually because their parents have money, well....what has the world come to?!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Me: “I don’t think billionaires should concentrate wealth while employing people who are sleeping in cars working a zillion hours to survive.”

Next day: “That will be TEN PINOCCHIOS to Ocasio, ‘zillion’ is not a number and I found someone who sleeps in a tent, not a car.”

[Jarod Hernandez @JarodHernandez]

Can’t wait for all the alcohol and big pharma advertisements though.

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@YoshJoung inspired by your cd collection photo I listened to Meteora. Damn I was an angsty teen.

[Grant Williams @Grant2Will]

@Vol_Hoops 50K retweets and @admiralelite15 will play catan for the first time ever! VOLNATION Help make this happen and i’ll live stream it 🤫🤪!!

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@Travs_Jamison Like restaurant service or military service or community service?

[Matt Okada @MattOkada]

NFL scoring is currently at an all-time high. Everyone attributes this to rule changes and QB proficiency.

Few recognize the true cause: this is the first season since 1985 without either Jeff Fisher or John Fox in a coaching position.

#TheMoreYouKnow

[Nick Barnett @N_L_Barnett]

@SRZ3000 Did your AC go out? There’s a problem with the bracket on our model year.