Neeko

Nikko. 31 FGCU Alum. Out here trying to live my best life ✈️

[Migue @sinbuenostuits]

Yo a los 13 cuando me preguntaban si era gay y decía que no

[liz ☾ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @finnabindapitt]

i’m sorry but langdon and santos

[b @bmoneyybaby]

me when i correctly ID a track before the dj fully mixes it in

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

jesus watching everyone talk about beyoncé instead this easter weekend

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Grandpa Joe when Charlie found the last golden ticket

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"you attract what you fear" AHHHHHH wealth

[a @escapefromseI]

Usher, sing for us!

Usher:

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Glinda: you’re green

Elphaba:

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Usher after three songs

[Neeko @N_Valderrosa]

Seeing yt families at dim sum spots is so funny bc why are yall ordering family style plates to individually eat 💀

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[zach @severe_pussypop]

Me trying to order chipotle through the app using the Boorito code

[Neeko @N_Valderrosa]

People who don’t close their window shade on an early morning flight can choke

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

he doesnt give a FUCK! next question

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

the flight attendant when your bag is too big to be a carry on

[Brett ❁ @baeburke]

America: “LAND OF THE FREE“

Supreme Court:

[sasuke coochieha @fourthwrld]

BRO WHOSE TITA IS THIS KRUMPIN LIKE THAT CAN SHE ADOPT ME

[Neeko @N_Valderrosa]

If you need a crazy ass show to start, watch Alice In Borderland…fucking nuts😳🤯