Alex B

🐬Miami Dolphins 🐬

[Alex B @been_ner]

Straight out of a movie shit…. Needs a documentary

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: $45 million worth of cocaine seized after an underground tunnel between Mexico and San Diego, CA was discovered under a Buy 4 Less store.

Investigators say they surveilled the store for months after noticing how little customer foot traffic it had.

Authorities found a nearly 2000-foot-long tunnel that was 55 feet deep and 4.5 feet high with electricity and ventilation.

2270 pounds of coke was seized from the store, and four people were arrested.

Gregorio Epifanio Hernandez Lopez, 29, Jose Jimenez, 32, Antonio Cortez, 18, and Brandon Escalante Sandoval, 26, were arrested.

They all face a maximum penalty of life in prison and a $10 million fine.

"They thought they saw the light at the end of the tunnel. In fact, what they saw were our lights and sirens," said U.S. Attorney Adam Gordon.

[GoldenKnight @GoldenKnightGFX]

LEBRON JAMES LITERALLY CREATED A TEAMMATE TO THROW AN OOP TO IN THE PLAYOFFS MAN STOP ALL THE DEBATES

[Alex B @been_ner]

Rewatching it and it’s even better the second time around. Show’s just on point

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Invincible S4E7: "Don't Do Anything Rash", is the highest rated episode of the show.

[Automatic @automaticnba]

really you gotta win 3 out of 4 cause friday a scheduled loss

[Uncle Stix @Stix617]

Dean Turnely remix at Subtronics

You’re welcome

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Karen in HR swung by my office this morning

Asked if I'm joining the Employee Engagement team-building session this afternoon

I said "what is it"

She said "an escape room"

I said "what time"

She said "5pm"

On a Friday

An escape room

At 5pm

On a Friday

The irony of trapping employees in a room they have to solve their way out of at the exact hour they've been trying to escape all week was apparently lost on her

I said "no"

She said "it's mandatory"

I said "so is reading the policy before enforcing it but here we are"

She said "it's about building team culture"

I said "I already spend 50 hours a week with these people. If we haven't built culture by now, a padlock and a flashlight aren't going to fix it."

She said "your attitude is part of the problem"

I said "my attitude built the Q2 forecast in two days. What has the escape room built."

She didn't answer

She left a flyer on my desk

I used it as a coaster

At 4:58 I packed my bag

The analyst saw me leaving

He said "you're not going?"

I said "I have somewhere to be"

He said "where"

I said "home"

He looked confused

Like the concept of leaving at 5 on a Friday was something he'd only read about

I said "you should try it sometime"

Got in the car

My wife called

She said "are you coming home?"

I said "I escaped"

She said "from what"

I said "the escape room"

She said "you didn't go did you"

I said "I didn't need to. I solved it from my office. The answer was the door."

She laughed

First time she's laughed at something I said in weeks

I'm counting that

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

[From the Hawkeye of the Storm @FromTheHawkeye]

Perhaps the NCAA moment of the day...

The player on the right in this interaction is 6'8 btw 😳

Prairie View A&M's Hassane Diallo:

(*looks in awe*)
"You a freshman?"

7'8 Olivier Rioux:

"Yep."

Diallo:

"You BIG boy!"
(*silence*)
"Where you from?"

Rioux:

(*pause*)
"Canada."

Diallo:

(*looks in awe again*)

[Alex B @been_ner]

I like the look of the rope hat and don’t care what randos think

[Quarter Zip Sports @TheQuarterZip]

Simply don't wear a rope hat if you're older than 13.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@peta Rare W. Chicken is practically a vegetable. That’s why I only eat 100% beef-fed beef

[Alex B @been_ner]

@ByronMBader What hat is $60? Paid 35 (still too much) for a hat at bay hill for Arnold Palmer I thought it would be more

[Alex B @been_ner]

Fine I’ll buy a new putter

[MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy]

Blade vs Mallet Putters — What the Data Actually Says

We analyzed 43,000+ putts using our algorithm and the @PuttView testing system to answer a simple question:

Do mallet putters outperform blades?

Short answer:

Yes. And it’s not particularly close.

Here’s what we found 👇

1️⃣ Overall Performance

2.6 stroke advantage for mallets.

And it wasn’t just one or two golfers skewing the results.

(85%) testers putted better with a mallet.

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

You guys aren’t going to believe this but “mic’ing up the athletes and letting them just be themselves at their place of work” remains one of the best content strategies going

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Bought a coffee this morning

Black, no milk, no syrup

Someone poured liquid into a cup

Took eleven seconds

Then she flipped the iPad around

30%

35%

40%

For a $6 coffee that took eleven seconds to make

The line behind me was six deep

All watching

30% is the new 0%

Everyone knows it

Nobody says it

I pressed custom

Typed $0

The barista looked at me

The guy behind me looked at me

My wife looked at the ceiling

We left

Went to lunch after

Waiter brought water and bread without being asked

Took our order

Checked on us twice

Refilled drinks

Cleared plates

I tipped 25%

My wife said "you just gave the waiter 25% and the barista nothing"

I said "correct"

She stared at me

I said "one of them did a job. The other one turned an iPad around."

She took the check out of my hands

After lunch we stopped for frozen yogurt

The kids served themselves

Picked their own toppings

Weighed their own cups

I paid by the ounce

Then the screen flipped around

35%

40%

45%

I looked at my seven-year-old who had just done the entire job

I pressed no tip

The teenager behind the counter didn't blink

She already knew

My wife grabbed my arm and walked me out

In the car she was quiet

Then she said "I can never take you anywhere"

I said "just not the places with iPads"

She didn't laugh

But she didn't disagree

Tipping used to mean something

Now it's just a screen that guilt-trips you in front of strangers

I don't negotiate against myself

Not at work

Not at a frozen yogurt shop

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Alex B @been_ner]

1000% a 1-1.5 hour nap after early golf but before afternoon and evening festivities is the best nap

[Illegal Rib Dealer @tubingtyler1]

Golfing at 5:30 in the morning and being able to take a nap after is better than teeing off at noon.

Change my mind.

[Alex B @been_ner]

@LouStagner I’d be happy with 10 times tbh

[Alex B @been_ner]

This the fuckin life right here

[Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1]

In the summer of 2012 I got on Amazon and bought 10 lbs of bentgrass for $100

Today it’s a par 72 synergistic golf course
I call Agaston National

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

This picture just circulated around my Jets chat - it was raining while we tailgated and when it finally stopped, we were hammered and convinced this double rainbow signaled the dark times were finally over. Aaron Rodgers blew his Achilles an hour later.

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

As a black man I don’t want DEI, but I do want fairness. For example, how come there is no restaurant called African American Barrel?

[Alex B @been_ner]

@morrisoncrying @diehlership