COF

Hope Is a good thing and no good thing ever dies..💨

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

Lagos restaurants would charge you $40-100 for something you’ll get for $10 in the USA and tag it as luxury so ur dumbahh would come on twitter to say u achieved something cause you successfully wasted 100k on toast and eggs 🥹

[W @_common_W_]

Another day of thanking God for not making me a Messi fan.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Currently, we’re living through a timeline where you can work a full 40-hour week, eat at home, have zero hobbies, and still somehow end up with a negative balance on payday.

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

The Witcher Netflix will go down in history as the biggest miss in a long time. They had their own Game of Thrones with peak worldbuilding potential & they squandered it all by forcing the writing to bow to modernity

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

We have a cultural problem.

The Nigerian culture has become so money centric that money launderers and prostitutes have become a role model for many.

It'll take a lot to reorientate the youth because this country stands for absolutely nothing asides make money any which way.

[Bros Iwi @TooSiQ]

APC cannot with in any free and fair election anywhere. That's why they will never give Nigerians free and fair elections. You think "all is fair in politics" is a mere jingle???

The question is, are the people ready to present a strong resistance to their shenanigans???

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

jsyk, if your love language is based on gifts, you’re meant to do the gifting.

because it’s your love language.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE THE PEOPLE MAKING THE BIGGEST DECISIONS ABOUT OUR LIVES ARE THE ONES WHO WILL NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR FUCKED UP ASS DECISIONS

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

There's something wrong with a culture that celebrates people like Peller.

There'll always be space for fringe outliers. But a whole generation of Nigerian kids getting inspiration from a seemingly uneducated noise maker that produces nothing of value should not be happening.

[ajay @1meajay]

the idea of BRIDE PRICE no make sense to you because you’re not “a property that’s meant to be bought and owned” but you dey turn down men because them no fit “afford” you. 😂

“i’m not cheap”
“i’m expensive”
“can you afford me?”

oya nau.

[COF @Naaydu]

😂

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

Can I call you to vent? No. When you dey your ovulation period, did you call me?

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Dear men; anybody can cook and clean.

For N250k a month you can hire someone to do it at a professional level - make sure that these are NOT the basis for choosing someone to be with for the rest of your life.

...house chores can be outsourced.

[COF @Naaydu]

😂😂

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Would go to KFC, not order anything and if they called a number for an order more than once it came home with me.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Immediately Tielemans came on in the 65th minute, he seized that midfield alongside Bruno.

This will be an interesting partnership this season. Two mature players in midfield for United.

[AURACOOL @TWEETORACLE]

If she has a BAD relationship with her father, she can NEVER be a good wife to you. Once you understand female nature, you will NEVER fall in love again !

[Osamudiamen @OSAS4l]

Atiku has no momentum so he starts pushing united opposition talk. If he wants a united opposition, he should support the most popular opposition candidate.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Harry is reducing Peter Obi’s vote! Because of that Harry, many Yorubas won’t vote for Peter Obi

Ewweeeeee 😂😂😂

Peter Obi and family no dey dive bread and akara from Portable

Harry and family no dey dive bread and akara from Portable Zazoo

We shall see who need vote pass 😂😂

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Healing is for the injured.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"Her father is rich so she cannot be a whore"

Interesting

[Sodiq Isiaq @i_am_dimmygee]

Once you hear “no woman is perfect”

Once you hear “Marry first”

This two lines only comes from loser’s mouth.