Space Pirate Parody

Ohm’s Law increases Power with #Resistance
Newton’s Fourth Law of F**k Around and Find Out
Who needs Devils and Demons when humans exist?

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If you wake up tomorrow to a phone alert of “Trump dies of coronavirus complications”, do you have oatmeal for breakfast or scramble eggs? Two cups of coffee or mimosas?

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@robertjwolfmd Nancy Pelosi

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@Chiefs Thanks, referees!

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@BlaqGoddy @margommartin @realDonaldTrump Barf 🤮

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Would you rather work all week in an office and commute two hours a day, or take a 25% pay cut with full time remote from home?

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@TomiLahren Bots, Tomi. They’re called bots

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@GOP Trump is the shit dressing

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@mattgaetz Much like the underage girls you “date”

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@tedcruz Cuz Biden is busy being a real president

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@TheRealHoarse Well, “the end” might be accurate if Trump wins 2024

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@elonmusk WTF is this mess

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@nathaliejacoby1

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@AnthonySabatini Is this a sick joke?

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@DineshDSouza Remind me who won the 2020 election

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@AnthonySabatini @realDonaldTrump For Prison!

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@jspujji @elonmusk Downdetector indicates Twitter services have been offline for many users

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@Angry_Staffer Saudis getting return on investment eh?

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@JoJoFromJerz Buy Apple Stock!

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@NotHoodlum Or a trump

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@elonmusk Next, you’re getting voted out

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@STabbytosavit Aaaaaand there goes Twitter in the shitter