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[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

➪ 𝑫𝑨𝒀𝑫𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴 𝑺𝒀𝑵𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑬.

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[Zero @cingciseach]

[CW: racism]

((sometimes i wonder if my communist anarchist zombie vampire werewolf is a little bit "too much" and then i see shit like this

report @FearFangWolf if you have some time folks))

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝And you didn't bring me along!? I've been wanting to deck that dumb rat Mickey for years!❞

[Ercan 'Shaw' @Solelaw]

"Now yes, I did fight Goofy, BUT-"

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝That sounds really boring.❞

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐃. @WitnessTheDawn]

"I could write it down for you."

https://t.co/z9lFih6yP3

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝I dunno what makes you think I'm going to remember that.❞

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐃. @WitnessTheDawn]

"No."

Holding up his hand, a number is uttered with each finger raised.

"Four. Eight. Twelve. Sixteen."

https://t.co/0wvIDFWvbX

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝. . .Eight?❞

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐃. @WitnessTheDawn]

"... What is four times four?"

https://t.co/B49nbcK4aB

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝I'm not good at math.❞

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐃. @WitnessTheDawn]

"That doesn't strike me as possible."

https://t.co/HFmvwBghzF

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝Nope, just in general.❞

[𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐃. @WitnessTheDawn]

"... Regarding the whole 'how can a shrimp possibly make rice' problem, I take it?"

https://t.co/t5gBDVt97E

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝My brain is doing a thousand calculations per second,❞

❝and they're all wrong!❞

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

duh, obv they come out of the water to fry it

[Lydia — ᴍᴀɴᴀ ɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇ @Daimonity]

how does shrimp fry rice they live in the water it'd stay all wet???

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝SHRIMP CAN FRY RICE!?❞

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

I see no error in what I said.

['Ercan' Shaw @Dynule]

Actually that was me.

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

Shaw burned my crops and salted the land I grew them on

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

@cingciseach //kek//

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

//like in the vc or??//

[Zero @cingciseach]

((The short answer is no. Hop on Discord, there is a backstory here!))

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

//did you really have a "these edibles ain't shit" moment and took a second one?//

[Zero @cingciseach]

((hey who here knows weed, I have a question

is it normally to dissociate from reality and see the world at a framerate of 2 when you take precisely 2 dollar dose lozenges (10 mg total), or is that what I get for combining it with going into VR))

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝What kind of gatekeeper am I if I can never go back to the place I'm supposed to protect?❞

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

Munch, munch, munch.

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

Merry has acquired one (1) donut.

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

@cingciseach ❝TERF Island? Alright, you can have that one too.❞

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

❝Remember kids, bigotry is bad for the soul.❞

[Mҽɾɾყ Nιɠԋƚɱαɾҽ. @NaiveDreamDemon]

@cingciseach ❝You know what, I'll let you have that one.❞