Nalinee

Love God, love people

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Being a free speech advocate these days is increasingly feeling like a Kobayashi Maru problem

[Debbi דְבוֹרָה @RedeemedRags]

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters, and your whole post is urined.

[leehsienloong @leehsienloong]

PM Lee: The Singapore story has been an unlikely one from the start, but the best parts are still to be written. Let us come together with a renewed spirit, a semangat yang baru, to build a better, brighter SG for generations to come. Majulah Singapura!
#NDR2023 #NDRsg

[Nalinee @Nalinee]

Follow up joke from my brother:

And if your deceased friend appears to you, he's a Dhost.

[Nalinee @Nalinee]

So if your deceased Indian father appears to you, is he an Appa-rition?

[Nalinee @Nalinee]

@jigglygloop Same.

[RDDean! @FalaseOlamide]

If Acts 28:23-29 was in video 😊

[Michael Clary @dmichaelclary]

Two practical markers of a healthy church:

1. Men singing
2. Babies crying

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

Pressing the Send button is more effective at finding mistakes then spellheck could ever be.

[Ben Meyer 🔥💨🍖 @PastorBenMeyer]

Matthew: “The tombs also were opened. And many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised.”

Us: “Tell us more.”

Matthew: “No.”

[Steve Bezner @Bezner]

#HolyWeek.

On his way to Calvary, a man named Simon (from North Africa) carried the cross of Jesus. His son Rufus watches.

In Acts 13, we read of a Simon (with dark skin) who was part of the church in Antioch.

In Romans 16 we read of Rufus.

Those who saw the day. Changed.

[CNA @ChannelNewsAsia]

Third national record in three days for Shanti Pereira as she smashes own 200m mark https://t.co/NVuxg3IDvr

[Nalinee @Nalinee]

Have I been a pastor all this time and not known it?? 😳

[April Fiet @aprilfiet]

You can tell a lot about a pastor by the way she walks through doors. She’s usually the first one in, the last one out, and the one who makes sure all the lights get shut off before she leaves.

[April Fiet @aprilfiet]

Also, want some good news?

If God has called you, no human being has the authority to cancel that calling. No amount of them theologizing, name-calling, or Bible verse bombing can separate you from the Spirit's calling and equipping.

[Bad Church Secertary @ChruchSecretary]

Had a little meeting with the pastor this morning.
When someone leaves the church I'm supposed to say, "We removed them from the membership roll" instead of "We dismembered them."

[Nalinee @Nalinee]

I can think of 10 reasons why you are all kinds of the wrong fit, and then still be simping over what could have been. What the…

[Nalinee @Nalinee]

Sometimes I wonder - is it love or do I just feel sorry for them?

[Ralph Nelson Willett @NorthernOvation]

My brother told me that he had Wookiee steak for dinner.

He said "It tasted ok. It was just a little chewy..."