Sam Nelson

hooting, hollering, etc.

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

I wish I loved anything as much as politicians love driving drunk

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

@bnelsonphd I am not evil

[Reductress @Reductress]

Wow! Woman Experiencing Burnout Even Though She Doesn’t Work That Hard: https://t.co/rQSm1E5FF1

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

sometimes you give your friends the switch you got during covid and played hours of animal crossing on and forget to factory reset it

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

I love the mall. Got carded at the Mexican restaurant ordering a marg and then got carded leaving the Nordstrom because I look under 21

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He look like a Veggietale

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

my review of Twisters (2024) is as follows and includes spoilers: Tyler needs a new button in his truck that pops up a cuck chair for Javi. thank you.

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

I can’t believe Burgum went and did all that just to get undercut by two of the biggest idiots alive

[Cliston Brown @ClistonBrown]

I KNEW Trump wanted Burgum.

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

tweets sent 6 years after the fact

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

como djs why are you bad at your jobs

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i was involved in a challengers-type situation at a quiz bowl tournament in wayzata, minnesota in 2011

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

this is my summary of the ai movement

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

Introducing myself at the networking event as “the greatest to ever do it”

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

follow for more #corporate #tweets

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

when the good food truck is coming back to the office tower

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

coming to you several months late with this take but the movie argylle truly is shit from a butt

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

took my mom to Edina to shop and as I was trying to explain the culture of the town to her, we passed a business called “haute dog spa” and a woman brought her dog into the homegoods with her

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

he just like me fr

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

A field guide to Luka Doncic’s many busted sports-watching setups: https://t.co/yAbyZLIkJX

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

Everyone has a source. “My source tells me this.” “I heard from my source that…” You know who doesn’t have a source. Us. No one tells us nothin.

[Sam Nelson @NamSnelson]

I love how niche get ready with me videos are now. “grwm as a bicoastal working mother on sabbatical of two gifted children and one below average ferret who is running 15 minutes early.” ok diva.