I do not exist. Only you exist.

I’m not a cat.

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Highly recommend this book to anyone concerned about what is happening in the U.S. right now. https://t.co/EY5lplFA8J

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@MarthPaynter Cool viewpoint. Lots of Americans thought the same up until recently! https://t.co/xTnJ9KGR0q

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@KarlMalecek @JustinTrudeau That’s exactly what everyone kept saying in the U.S. Karl, and look where it got them!

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Me every time I need to quantify a head of damage in someone’s claim that will involve basic math that a fourth grader could handle.

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@LissaJoStewart Earlier this week. I told a relatively far right Christian I know that the form of Christianity I grew up in is one of the biggest threats to North American democracy. They thought I was crazy.

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@CalltoActivism An entire generation (excluding Christian nationalists who are ecstatic right now).

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@_S_choir This whole tweet chain you’ve started really shows how little you and others care about ensuring low income people have access to justice. Have fun living in your private firm bubbles folks! Enjoy it.

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@mossymauk @BrendonShih @SetPixels @Leftist412 Regardless of the quantity of cash, it’s probably not even enough to cover a months rent lol.

[miss lizard @ritchlizard]

a biblically accurate swedish fish

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@olivesagan KING.

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@hexprax We need to remember that the majority of people who call themselves “scholars” are not forklift certified. This individual has likely never experienced the joys of operating a forklift before.

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@Ellamia6213 @_RobertSchultz Being able to afford to possibly pay a mortgage while simultaneously paying off my student loans is the best thing I can imagine. If I had a single kid as a millennial with student loan debt, it would further set back the dream of home ownership and being debt free. I’ll pass.

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@kj_mueller @zooblobs @DrJosueZozaya Professional with student loan debt here. My “lifestyle” includes renting an apartment in a building from the 70s that is poorly maintained, driving a non luxury car that’s rusty (and almost 10 years old), and using lots of coupons.

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@ancientorigins These are actually just a prototype for an Elden Ring dlc weapon.

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@TheGoodLiars @ChristnNitemare I’d like to know how they figured this out because it sure isn’t said in the bible (at least the NIV and NKJ versions).

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Did you know most Peaches and Cream flavoured instant oatmeal is just little bits of apple that is flavoured and coloured to look and taste like peaches?

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@MrBeast @UniPicturesCAN Real liberal use of the word “leak”.

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@ButtercupPB @Ruby_Stevens @ScottMendelson Did you see any mud turtles dancing?

https://t.co/7GS6rob0NO

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The ADHD urge to go to the fridge shortly before getting into bed and, without thinking, drink a highly caffeinated beverage before you even realize what you have done.