Saber-Toothed Seal

Professional space enthusiast | He/Him | Profile pic by @phoebejinx

[Saber-Toothed Seal @NamedByAFish]

@missy_el @jayforeman Time traveler globe from the year one hundred million

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

i wish there was an app where we could talk about and celebrate this news

[Zoë Panageas ✨️ @zonchzone]

Janeway: I'm in a deep depression because I stranded my crew in the Delta Quadrant and my fiance left me

B'elanna: I am at constant odds with my sense of self leading to dangerous instances of self harm

Tuvok: My wife and children will never see me again

Tom and Harry:

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

We're honoured to have won the Golden Joystick Awards for the following categories:

- Best Storytelling
- Best Visual Design
- Studio Of The Year
- Best Game Community
- Best Supporting Performer (@NeilNewbon )
- PC Game Of The Year
- Ultimate Game Of The Year

Thank you @GoldenJoysticks, along with everyone who voted and played Baldur's Gate 3! ✨

[Tom Bloom @Orbitaldropkick]

fools! you have activated my most powerful form yet, drawing upon all my dread and terrible power i immediately go to sleep

[🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal]

[Development standup meeting, 9:08 am]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other developers: teeth, TEETH

Project manager: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

[Colin Nguyễn @ilikedetectives]

Shadowheart, Cleric of Shar

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?”

“No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”

[Colin Nguyễn @ilikedetectives]

If I verbalize what's in my head about Dame Aylin, Isobel will need to put me in moon jail

[wint @dril]

just my luck to get fired from Goldman Sachs for deciding to stop supporting Genocides right before what is apparently the one good genocide

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

she's so god's favorite prince in this outfit

[Saber-Toothed Seal @NamedByAFish]

@ClaireMax Of course it's non-Eucluidean, Euclid was a boy and she kills boys

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I don't remember him showing up in the Iliad... Another Troy (2004) continuity error

[arun🌿 @bbybluemochi]

did anyone miss my fairytale lesbians?♥️🗡️✨

[trevy @chillextremist]

I started making this before falling asleep and you know what…it’s perfect as is