Joe

[Joe @Nameles_usernam]

carp

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

won mississippi, two mississippi

[LⒶVENDER @stonewall1312]

only a week into woke 3.0 and we already got USDM kei trucks thank you zohran mamdani

[brent 🌹🗽 @BrentInQueens]

“Dad, what was Election Night 2026 like on Twitter?”

[T-Rex @T_RexRoars]

“There is no such thing as Palestine.”

— Charlie Kirk

[Jess “unauthorised woman” @UnauthWoman]

I’m so congested, my nose is shooting ropes my dick can only dream of #MyGlue

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Pope Leo XIV reacts to Tuesday's blue tsunami:

"Politics that tends to the wounds of peoples and of those who suffer injustice offers grounds for hope for the future of humanity.”

[Will @WillemDaFro]

We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid

[ً‏ @Tivyn]

I don’t want a weak Republican Party or a disorganized one.

I don’t want Republicans to exist at all.

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

What if the Long 2016 ends tonight?

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Pitch black at 5:15pm

Yea idk how many more of these I got in me

[THE COLDEST ❄️ @Wynttxrr]

Bro it feels like it's 16pm

[michael 🚀 @FreesideMike]

My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.

[ki ★彡 uu 148/164 @serrakis]

streets are saying techno mightve known dream was cheating during the duel and played differently to beat him anyway. genuinely aura farming beyond the grave what is this

[slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️🦉🌻 @83dollaroring]

half of engineering is sitting in a chair and vividly hallucinating all the ways a device can kill you

[bserk @Espurr963]

The biggest and most laughable losers in my life are right wing. They take no accountability for their actions and attribute all their misfortune to racial others, god, women, etc. Any self-improvement is purely aesthetics meant for consumption or to get them to buy more shit.

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

That colon separating the first two words