InJiniyA

If you ever need a road paved with punchlines, just ask! 🚧 InJiniyA Civil Engineer

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Broooooooooooo, Neverrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrr look desperate in life. Remain calm during hard times. Understand it's just your time to suffer like every great man before you.

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

Be a man. Do it yourself!

[Steve @Sceptre360]

Ile bangi Nzioka Muli alikuwa anatumia aliacha ama bado, Jamaa alisema eti Kenya National Archives was build by giant ancient civilization, who went into a hiding hapo chini ya Uhuru park because they can't hide into huge trees like Kilimanjaro since they turned to mountains.

[Hannes Bend @hnnsbnd]

@WilliamsRuto Don’t forget the team and your big boss!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto forgot to invite some of his sons.

Japrado,Osama otero, Asamoh the githeri master and Oguda.

[HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer @PsyopBound]

15 tons?

[Mosoriot @_wamoso]

Thanks @amerix for the advice I'm officially a home owner

[crank🪄 @EstinWilliams]

Guys, this is Makori. He ate spoilt Chapo beans at Weston hotel on Monday and he has had a running stomach ever since. Don't be like Makori, avoid Weston.

[Nimechill @Billyjules_ke]

Hiyo siku bayern na ajax wakiguza hapo talanta, nadai ni wekelee pitch invader alafu ni invade minute 78. Kila msee a make sure ame stake na savings zote. Lazima ni watoe block nyi wote.

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

@fw_phantasy @Bookten8
@Osama_otero
@Degrata254
@MkenyaMzi
@Kamau266
@_MtuTano
Blocked.

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️

Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam.

🔗 Alle Infos: https://t.co/QrrmZHMmkq

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Ba_kulutu]

Edwin Sifuna For President

[goma @soigomaa]

Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️

[Kilel @dylan_kilel]

Hizi receipts hua mnatoa wapi😂
Naona ni tutam fully😂

[The Raila Odinga Amolo Foundation @RailaOdinga]

Usijifanye leo hii kwamba umesahau when the shoe was firmly on the other foot. Let me just leave this here.

[Peter Muhia Njenga゜ @_Goatke]

Just checked your profile and saw you actually studied at Harvard. The intellectual distance between your education and your thinking is so wide, a person could die trying to jump across.

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate

[Eric @amerix]

We will reject vaccine mandates. We strongly rejected COVID vaccines, we shall equally reject Ebola vaccines.

Reject.

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

True