๐ฅ NANA CHAOS RANT๐ฅ
Let me tell you somethingโฆ โจ
Aging is not graceful. It is not elegant. It is not โembracing the journey.โ ๐
It is your own body turning on you like a jealous ex! ๐๐
One day youโre fine. The next day your knee pops like bubble wrap because you stood up too fast.
Menopause is the final boss. ๐๐ฅ
Hot flashes hit like someone opened the gates of Hell and said, โSURPRISE, BABY GIRL.โ ๐
My hormones are playing musical chairs ๐ช๐ช
My memory is on vacation ๐งณ๐ตโ๐ซ
My chin is growing hair I did NOT order ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซ
And my bladder? My bladder wakes me up at 3AM like itโs got breaking news ๐๏ธ๐ข๐
Nobody warned me that:
๐ซ my joints would sound like Rice Krispies
๐ซ my skin would get drier than Missouri in August
๐ซ my metabolism would pack its bags and leave
๐ซ Iโd suddenly need a nap after doing absolutely nothing
Aging isnโt for the weak. ๐ช๐ค
Itโs for the unhinged, the stubborn, and the women who refuse to go down without a sarcastic comment and a heating pad. ๐ฅ๐๐ค
But here I am. I am still standing, still sweating, still forgetting why I walked into the roomโฆ and still causing chaos. ๐ค๐ฅ
@iamcenks It is true. You make better connections with smaller accounts. Just find some people that you like their content with and start replying.
Big accounts do not have the time to go through their replies on their posts to respond to everyone.
@karatademada@carolletta Hope you had an awesome day! My ex-sister-in-law had the same birthday as me. Then her oldest son and my daughter have the same birthday too!