OCHANYA👸🖤🦅🦄💕

Nana👸👸👸..Staunch #MUNFC ❤️, Big Wiz🦅, Onika Tanya Maraj 👸👸👸 😍 #ThatfineBenuegyal😌 Barb🦄

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

Business is flowing well. 😂

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

“nobody in the university cares about what you’re doing or how you look, everyone has their own problem to face”

anonymous:

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Baba Nla 🦅

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Daddy Cuppy open comments nau

[ℙ @prosper_oficia]

your mom is yelling at you for coming back late but you just got your first kiss

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Ehnn ehnn?
She no be good girl because she don sleep with you? You wey sleep with her too nko

[Nyar Luo🤍 @Raquele____]

My friend is cheating on her boyfriend of words with a man of actions,honestly, I’m so happy for my girl🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😌🥳🥳🥳🥳

[OCHANYA👸🖤🦅🦄💕 @Nana_smallz]

Person say he go dey repair mosque speakers 😭😭😂💔

[Fakaikka1🦅🌾 @Faka_ofwest1]

Wtf is Islamic engineering ? 😭😭

Na you go dey find moon during Ramadan abi wetin

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

We formed a friends' club earlier this year.

One of our rules was that whenever a member got married, we would support him with a 32-inch smart TV, a deep freezer, and a washing machine.

In April, the first member got married.

We contributed money, bought everything we had agreed on, and presented the gifts to him.

Two weeks after the wedding, he announced that he was no longer interested in being part of the club and left our WhatsApp group.

The following weekend, we showed up at his house unannounced.

We carried away the TV, deep freezer, and washing machine and left.

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

I just found out that there are people who visit their primary/secondary schools just to greet the teachers.😭

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

the morning of a wedding day starts with decorating cars with balloons. we are losing our culture.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Dispatch go call you by 9:57am to ask if you dey house say him dey bring your package and him dey road dey come.

He go come call you by 7:46pm say he dey your gate.

You go come tell am say you don comot house.

He come say shebi he call you say he dey come.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Before you try that stupid agenda you want to cook, P at the back means Pence, not Pound. That is basically £1.99(One Pound, 99.18 Pence)per litre of fuel.

Hourly wage in the UK is £12.71.

That means you can comfortably buy 6 litre of fuel with the money you made in an hour.

[Milmat🦋🦋 @Milmat23]

“It’s you i want to eat”
see you see diabetes. me wey sweet die.

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Which kind GIF be this😂😭

[Pedlusional @pedlusional]

Me when I turn to the next page in my book

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, you becoming successful later won’t make me regret my decision. Win. Grow. Do well. You’re still not someone I want in my life.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

How life feels when I’m actively being love bombed, but I’m fully aware and about to have the best 2 weeks ever:

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Nivel de soltería: uso más Twitter que WhatsApp.