CertifiedLastBorn...

@WindhoekBeer_SA 🍻, I'M BROKEN BUT AT LEAST I'M NAT SOBER💧

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

"At your age, at your age"

At my age WHAT?

At my age shike ano ?

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Y'all really believe this is your first lifetime?
Really ?
Genuinely?

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

I would not talk for 40 days and 40 nights after surviving this

[Enny🌸 @_simplyenny]

The driver of the white car survived this accident. 🙏

I'm still asking myself How?😭

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

@meandude_ Shapiyaana nani

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

@ndalila_rauna Anuwa no one is above the program nkelo 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

6 of you on one choof, stopeni ngao man

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

"ALLIES"

[Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

What do you call this game?

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

"Kamwaina" 🤦‍♂️

[Mankhumiše 🤍 @Ms_Logical]

🤔

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Guys ano these people called "colleague" oha vahangikwa pee, shaahi their buying people beer

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Matsa aanhu ovalunduka eike man🤦‍♂️

So you call me tell me "aye my bra I was nga nxa in yesterday had a few drinks I nga had zaak kashona, where are you so you buy me a molt for babbie"

Ndee anuwa inotukwa neh? 🤔

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Lately, every morning feels the same

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

My guy said "escaping isn't good enough I need vengeance"🤣🤣

[King👑 @itspauldaniels]

Revenge is more important to him than escape. 😅😅😅

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

I'd rather die than stop breathing

[Glades 𓃵🇳🇦 @gladeslamek]

I'd rather lose my virginity than having sex

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

@gale_marsh_ Respectfully 😅😌

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Y'all can be jealous about any and everything, as for me 🧏‍♂️, the only thing I can be jealous about is a girl that can whistle, because what do you mean you can whistle and I can't 🤔

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Passanger etiquette i think should apply to people who don't pay full price in cabs 😌

1 You never take the front seat
2 You're not allowed to adjust windows
3 You don't complain when the driver is idle looking for customers
4 No "can I pick up/drop" something on the way

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

@Abacha__ Pure torture, omnuh eto handuka eike wafa waSkemwa 😒🤦‍♂️

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

You ever played 30 seconds with someone that doesn't know shxt ? 😭💔

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

@dhilaadhileni MoNdangwa yetu iike, where are you nkelo ano ?

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

Where is @dhilaadhileni
@dhilaadhileni ??

[CertifiedLastBorn... @Nande_24]

@dhilaadhileni I miss you soo much nkelo 💔