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Taking D since 93’

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Learnt this week that they move the holes on a golf course most days and haven’t stopped thinking about it

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Watching the Olympics just makes me resent my parents for letting me quit all hobbies as a child

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Let’s not let this prick speak on the behalf of woman please

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Biological sex matters.

We’re protecting women and girls.

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Thank god no one hot lives on my street because me cutting my grass is the ick

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

People who put your name and email address in their out of office are the devil

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

2nd night out of the year and already spewed in a taxi. 2024 is not the one

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

@DarranMarshall My #easyjet to Bristol was diverted to Paris. They won’t let us out the airport as no passports. 80 year old woman sleeping in chairs until 1pm tomorrow.

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Flying to Paris seemed fun but they won’t let us out the airport so now sleeping on the floor until 1pm tomorrow #easyjet

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

@pavelkennedy @slappir1876 Rude.

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Got on my flight to Bristol and have been diverted to Paris. Pass me the baguettes

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

That wink from Ross, iconic. He learnt that from his MOTHER #TheTraitors

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

What beautiful news for a Monday

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Suella Braverman has been sacked as home secretary ⬇️

https://t.co/HfGpz9ZSSs

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Just got ID’d in Asda for booze. If that’s not a confidence boost for turning 30 on Monday I don’t know what is

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@pavelkennedy @JustEatUK @UberEats Someone’s hangry

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Woke up at 4:30am this morning to get my flight with a stinking hangover. Now it’s cancelled. Strongbow dark fruits please sir.

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Last night I had to drive to Chloe’s because I was stuck in a Zara dress. Took 3 people to get me out. Great start to the weekend

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Won £1750 on the lottery last night, 1 number off £7M. So close but SO far

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

Me 🤝 driving with my full beam on and not knowing

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

My dads been on holiday for 14 hours and has already asked me how his cat is. Screams confidence

[naomi @NaomiGoodfellow]

@PopCulture2000s @TrinaGilchrist tune