Naomi Walters

Professor, preacher, TV-lover, reader, runner, wife, mother. But never, ever, a morning person. Powered by black coffee and white wine. (she/her)

[Naomi Walters @NaomiRWalters]

@dtownsdin @jedwardwalters 🤣

[Naomi Walters @NaomiRWalters]

@jedwardwalters Listen, you were out of town, it was movie night, it’s hard to pick a movie I know you won’t care about missing, and it’s completely unpredictable which things they will lock in as a core memory. We are here now.

[Naomi Walters @NaomiRWalters]

I hate Penalty Kicks. Nothing like winning/losing a 120-minute game by playing a completely different game altogether.

[Middle Church @middlechurch]

Some common ways antisemitism shows up in churches, and what to do instead 🧵

“The Jews killed Jesus.”

No. Jesus was executed by the Roman Empire for resisting imperial rule. (continue below)

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

[Naomi Walters @NaomiRWalters]

I thought I had the emotional capacity to handle this iPhone software update but OH BOY was I wrong.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Hanson should make a strain of weed called MMMPot

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

[Transvangelical @transvangelical]

Friendly reminder:

Do not participate in or support Operation Christmas Child.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I have long believed that marijuana should be legalized and those arrested for possession should be pardoned and have their records expunged. The President’s executive action today is an important step forward, but much more needs to be done.

[Middle Church @middlechurch]

Wild to watch Christians who praise Jesus feeding the 5,000 shout about how poor kids shouldn’t get lunch.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Am I inherently evil to my core or just a little dehydrated

[Naomi Walters @NaomiRWalters]

@dummy_devin Happy 2.5 years on T, Devin!

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

The fact that evangelicals used to be what would be called pro-choice today means one of two things: Either evangelicals 50 years ago didn’t take the Bible seriously *or* they did take it seriously and it’s possible to make a conservative Christian case for being pro-choice.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

microdosing the rapture by leaving a gathering without warning

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if your favorite switchfoot song from the beautiful letdown was meant to live then you’re an ex-evangelical and if your favorite song from that album was dare you to move then still an evangelical