Naomi The Mermaid

Insta: @naomi_the_mermaid

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam surely this is a mistake!? £25 for 6 sachets of Cystitis Relief? I’ve been buying this for years (on and off) and this is FIVE TIMES the amount of the branded sachets!? I think there’s been an error in your pricing? 😅

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

@Dominos_UK (and a boyfriend willing to miss the football and drive for me) to the rescue 🦸🏼‍♀️ 🦸🏻‍♂️

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@PapaJohnsUK I ordered a pizza from the Bournemouth store &this is what I got-crap pizza toppings,no sauce on the base,really disappointing! Phoned for a refund &got told to phone back in 2hrs as there was no manager there. No apology.I should have gone to our normal @Dominos_UK

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

Oh! And it wasn’t even cut! 😅

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

@DFDSUKUpdates Any updates on Newhaven crossings today please? Thanks x

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@TalkTalk your customer service is SHOCKING! I’ve been trying to get an answer since Thursday and still no one can help!? How can you say you provide a service and yet I can’t get an answer as to why I have no internet and a live cable across my property!?

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

@TalkTalk can someone please give me an update on my property as clearly someone has been to make changes to it today without any notification!!!!!!! 😡 WHY CAN @TalkTalk not communicate!?

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

@TalkTalk I have never known or dealt with a more incompetent & uncommunicative company. It’s laughable the things I’m dealing with… you’d think due to your crappy ratings that you’d be trying to improve those scores. I look forward to writing a more lengthy complaints email.🤦🏼‍♀️

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

This is why women’s sizing SUCKS. These are the SAME jeans, in the SAME waist size, just in a different colour. 🤦🏼‍♀️ No wonder so many women have body insecurities. @ASOS_UK

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

@BBCR1 @gregjames Sebastian is a crab!!!!!!! #outraged

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

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Last sail before the 𝓋𝑒𝒾𝓁! ⁣
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🛥👰🏼‍♀️🤍 @ Bournemouth https://t.co/SjN6AM92j4

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

Friends, rain or shine.

⚡️ @ Bournemouth https://t.co/S8EUPBEZsu

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

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“Darling, I’m a nightmare⁣
dressed like a 𝒹𝒶𝓎𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂.”⁣
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💌 @ Bournemouth https://t.co/Uq0oiRjQZx

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

I can sing a rainbow. @ Poole Park https://t.co/hwXogUtr8C

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

“Sometimes all I think about is you…”

🎶 @ Bournemouth https://t.co/ODKYfiXYRc

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

How many people are back on @Twitter tonight after socially distancing since before COVID 😅

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

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Friends in our teens, ⁣⁣
our 20s and our 30s.⁣⁣
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Here’s to many more decades of friendship!⁣⁣
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🥂 @ Walton-on-Thames https://t.co/btmYVdrx2C

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

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Rule number 1… ⁣
never be number 2.⁣
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☝🏼 ⁣
⁣ @ Walton-on-Thames https://t.co/1U5GPVzThs

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

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Your vibe attracts your tribe. ⁣
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#laurenchella @ Bournemouth https://t.co/9Ee1A0uQWw

[Naomi The Mermaid @Naomi_FW]

From IP to VIP.

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#laurenchella @ Bournemouth https://t.co/65nQnKZqKN