Naph Torrance

Brand & Marketing bod, but I mainly tweet boring shit about Arsenal FC. Previously: @join_ef, @BBHblacksheep & @aandeddb

[Naph Torrance @NaphTor]

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@mattwichrowski Your best tweet in about 5 years

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@JoeWelstead Ofc. Gotta give the new staff something to do

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@JoeWelstead I bet Trump loves advent calendars, and opens all the doors on day 1 and gobbles up the mini chocs in one go

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@JoeWelstead

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@mulletrider Think that ship has sailed sadly for him, but he's one of the most underrated in the league and has been for a few years

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@Romy_Holland We asked some close friends who lived on the next road. Left the 6yo and 3yo with them while having our third.

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@JoeWelstead TBF I was also discouraged by a guy who runs growth for multiple 6/7/8-figure-turnover DTC businesses who said it's brutal out there 😅

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@WindUpWounded Oh christ my mentions have been a dumpster fire since I posted about this earlier today. It's not worth it!

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@moog77 @luvvg44 Yep I see that now. Not sure that changes my point:

https://t.co/oWb4kKJqNW

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@Salmon__Salad I see - in which case that’s a) very confusing and b) doesn’t really change my original point.

There are 163 teams who were eligible. Leicester have been in the CL once a decade ago. There is no way they are the same tier of answer as eg. Adidas for a PL kit maker

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Love the idea of this game but the scoring just doesn’t work as is.

Name a team to play in the CL?
3% answer Leicester = 6yd tap in

Name a PL player nationality?
3% answer Togo = 55yd screamer

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I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer.

7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇

https://t.co/YhOojXIAZu

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@TheDanielCurtis Yeah that shirt sponsor example is exactly my issue!

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@idk_idc_lol_pls Ahh yeah, CL stalwarts Leicester. Who out of a possible 163 teams have been in the competition the fewest times. Definitely deserves ‘tap in’ 🙄

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@mjljlzschultz That’s what I thought. But it is not, in fact, the case

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@GenericName9988 @Salmon__Salad Thanks yeah that makes sense. But still doesn’t explain Leicester as a Tier 1 answer. Like I said the scoring doesn’t really work as is

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@Salmon__Salad I see - in which case that’s a) very confusing and b) doesn’t really change my original point.

There are 163 teams who were eligible. Leicester have been in the CL once a decade ago. There is no way they are the same tier of answer as eg. Adidas for a PL kit maker

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@luvvg44 What’s it based on then? What is the point of the %?

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@Salmon__Salad They’re both 3% answers, Tom.

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@assna_maz It’s the Spurs motto and translates as something similar!

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@assna_maz I thought you were quoting Audere est Facere at me for a second