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[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

I asked my mom if she was planning to come to my graduation and she said, “You’re my fourth child. So no.” #momquotes

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #MomQuotes and then tell us about a funny or weird thing your mom has said. Could be on the show!

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@jimmyfallon @GameOfThrones @FallonTonight CUTE.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I hope it's not because he has windmill cancer.

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

#IfIHadTheThrone I would ride one of my dragons to the front of a roller coaster line. Then on the roller coaster I’d yawn and loudly say, “Not as exciting as riding ONE OF MY DRAGONS!” #GameofThrones

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #IfIHadTheThrone and then tell us a funny or weird thing you'd do if you were in charge. Could be on the show! #gameofthrones

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

Planned epic road trip
Car broke down on the first day
Spring break’d in Pittsburgh.
#SpringBreakHaiku

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

#DaenerysTargaryen #ForTheThrone ! I'm ready!

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Notice the laughter in the room as he says it

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@veronicamerrell The picture says it all!

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

Sports were not my thing, but my dad really cared about football. So to impress him, one year I prepared a poem for halftime about how great his favorite team was. It did NOT impress him, but I think he appreciated the effort. #WorstSuperBowlPartyEver

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

One year I mixed canned clams with ketchup to make "clam dip." My mom promised everyone at the Super Bowl party would love it. She was wrong. #WorstSuperBowlPartyEver

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@jimmyfallon #ItShouldBeIllegalTo wear black yoga pants to a formal affair. there is no overlap in the venn diagram of "black tie" and "athleisure."

[Miranda Erokan @merokan]

i would honestly... try jingle jangle 🙊

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Every morning I start the day with a tall frosty glass of the blue liquid they use to pour on tampons in commercials

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

this is literally me though (yes, I am LITERALLY a bull dog in a hammock)

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@aparnapkin YES HENNY!!!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@DarcyCarden Penny is a meme!!!

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

What a dong

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@bessbell This is an excellent point.

[Jerrrrrrry Narrrrrd @NardJerry]

@SarahKSilverman @JimmyKimmelLive @jimmykimmel Uh oh!

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt