I love @scooterscoffee drive thru because after you order they tell you to “scoot on up” to the window and I imagine I’m a dog scooting my ass across the concrete driveway to retrieve my coffee
Dave Chapelle brought one of the world's richest men onto the stage at his show; a charmless oaf who was promptly booed. I will be bringing one of the world's poorest men onto the stage at my shows; he will put on a spectacular show and will be cheered! @MajorEntertainr