Mommy's Gurl

I made this account so my mom will stop asking me if I've seen 'that' tweet

[Mommy's Gurl @NastiWoman]

Secured my wallet with @harpieio! @shefiorg

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@danielkotzin Probably for the best, children in restaurants are the worst.

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@exberlinermag
Here's a story for ya, I'm crying😭Danke DHL

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

lmao I am absolutely dying over the fact that now that Sacha Baron Cohen can’t prank anyone with a normal brain who has watched TV in the last twenty years, he’s moved onto pranking famous Republicans, with incredible success

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There is nothing more redneck than trying to justify a swastika tattoo 😂 https://t.co/qt9jqrgvMC

[Donny Aaron @outlawmuaythai]

Thank you. That’s what I’ve tried to do is reinvent my life. My scars bring this up from time to time but my tattoos don’t define who I am ppl say get it covered or removed. Trust me if this were possible I would. However it would end up looking even more red neck than it does. https://t.co/o02zuhibQJ

[Mommy's Gurl @NastiWoman]

Monday vs Sunday

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I feel ya https://t.co/LqrSm959nG

[kt @katiecalmdown]

independent young woman too busy for this yeast infection

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bad gurlz https://t.co/2qnhvrK1XM

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@united You have got to have THE dumbest flight attendants in the world. I'm surprised they didn't try to roll down the windows, to let the doggy hang out since you know, dogs love suffocating. Absolutely, a miracle that they haven't murdered human passengers yet.

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ULTIMATE QUESTION AVOIDER "like I said I'm not gonna go line by line" 😂 you're just digging your own grave: https://t.co/A6Y8xId1J9

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When shit's gotta get done, but you're keepin' your jammies on to do it. #badassladies #versatileonesies

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Then they're gonna write a song about it @AynSteele https://t.co/Q98gmXLQg6

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Feeling down about humanity? Don't worry, cheer up, the machines are coming.

[Mommy's Gurl @NastiWoman]

Y hasn't Webmd overloaded with all the post-election sickness!? Also, I'm glad they have a "someone else" option so they don't know it's me😉

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I blame the 'Wieners' of the world for this election tragedy. #perverthusband #freehuma #imwithher2016

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@NastiWoman @AynSteele

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This is the face my dog made when my mom farted near her face

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Lifelesson: My Mother has always been interested in my bowel movements but that doesn't mean everyone will be.That's a HARD lesson for me...

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Mom: Found a good present for you
Me: *sigh* It's true.